Wouldn't strippers have to give us extras just for reading paper maps for them?
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Are there still paper maps around?
Oh yes, there are still paper maps around. One of my other hobbies is map collecting, as well as collecting old road atlases.
Lemme tell you a lion-y story Libby Ape (or whatever the fuck your name is)
This rick was toolin’ ‘round the US in his Tesla, as he is wont to do, and got all lost in frickin’ West Virginia. Did you know that you cannot get any cell connection on the back roads of frickin’ West Virginia?
Anyhoo…I had to buy a paper map. I also woke up two days in some random house in Baltimore on a sofa covered in lion jizz.
The lion jizz sofa probably had more to do with the Palomas I was drinking. But they were rickstyle Palomas. That’s where you substitute Jack for the Tequila. And you leave out the grapefruit soda because who wants that shit in their Jack?
Now where was this lion going with that story? Oh yeah….ROAR!!!
“…two days later…”
I guess I should lay off the drivin’ whiskey!
They will probably kill us and take over our McMansions
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