Wouldn't strippers have to give us extras just for reading paper maps for them?
Wouldn't strippers have to give us extras just for reading paper maps for them?
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Has anyone ever been wanked by a stripper using a fleshlight? Seems like they might go for that even if handjobs were off the menu. No dick or jiz contact.
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I was the second biggest kid in my elementary school. So, whenever we played a pickup game of football, everyone insisted it was up to me to block the biggest kid in my elementary school. The problem…
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It's because club managers are watching cosplay porn. There's a lot more Velma porn than Daphne porn.
I like hero hair, her bikini with the yellow stars and her shoes 👠 :D
The new design is very difficult to read
My eyes my eyes It was perfect yesterday Why????
I'm not seeing how to sort listings by latest review, overall rating, etc. with the new version of the site. Have we lost that ability, or am I just missing it? The new version of the site looks very slick,
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Are there still paper maps around?
Oh yes, there are still paper maps around. One of my other hobbies is map collecting, as well as collecting old road atlases.
Lemme tell you a lion-y story Libby Ape (or whatever the fuck your name is)
This rick was toolin’ ‘round the US in his Tesla, as he is wont to do, and got all lost in frickin’ West Virginia. Did you know that you cannot get any cell connection on the back roads of frickin’ West Virginia?
Anyhoo…I had to buy a paper map. I also woke up two days in some random house in Baltimore on a sofa covered in lion jizz.
The lion jizz sofa probably had more to do with the Palomas I was drinking. But they were rickstyle Palomas. That’s where you substitute Jack for the Tequila. And you leave out the grapefruit soda because who wants that shit in their Jack?
Now where was this lion going with that story? Oh yeah….ROAR!!!
“…two days later…”
I guess I should lay off the drivin’ whiskey!
They will probably kill us and take over our McMansions
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