guys, what are we doing here with these reviews lol, it's 2026. Don't we think we should just keep them brief and very relevant. I mean review after review of the same club talking about where the bar is, and the bathroom being on the right, and the stage being in the back... who gives a fuck! How about the club setup stay brief as hell: Club is nice, but could be cleaner. One stage, a few tables, two small sofas. That's it! Talk about the girls, the girls, the girls, and the dances, the mileage etc. And not your bullshit 30 line experience with one girl and how your conversation went. This isn't your journal.
Sorry, I love this forum, not saying this to be a dickhead. Just trying to make it better for all of us. Our mission as American man, living in a great country with a shitty scene for our hobby, is a noble one. Trying to make the best of it!


I'd suggest finding a recent review that is similar to one you'd right. Then just add a comment to that review, noting anything that was different about your visit. Only right a new review when this isn't possible.