STOP SELLING TIGER WOODS KETAMIN

"Vicodin, Dilaudid, Xanax, Ambien and THC"?

Tiger probably felt like this behind the wheel.

That first dui video is must watch. How did that dude even start the car?

Shouldn’t he be able to afford a driver?

If this had been a regular person, dragged through court, jail, fines, license revoked, rehab, you get the idea. Regardless of someone's "status" he endangers lives each time he drives. Someone is going to be killed.

What I don’t get is why, if you’re all fucked up, would someone drive around like a nut in a way that could flip your car over? Da fuck you doing? I mean sure, I drive when I shouldn’t, all the time in fact. Thing is, I KNOW if I get pulled over or have an accident, it’ll be a lot worse for me being wasted. So the only thing on my mind is getting home without any sort of incident. The more fucked up I am, the more careful I am. Isn’t that just common sense?

@misterorange: I am like you. Even when I am impaired, I know I am impaired. Some other people are affected differently. When one friend of mine was drunk, it never occurred to him he was impaired. He felt GREAT, and it would manifest in him repeatedly flooring the gas pedal. No thought of danger. No thought of cops. Once he subjected me to that, I never rode with him again.

So I disagree with drunk driving. But when judges say "What were you thinking getting behind the wheel?", they show a lack of understanding of the situation. The only way they can keep themselves from getting behind the wheel is by giving up their keys before the first drink. By definition, they are not going to make good decisions once they are impaired.

@sfrsox My thought is he'd have to pay the driver extra to keep his mouth shut about all the sluts he bangs on the side

@rightfield is correct. Some people get more careful and some people after a few drinks turn into Superman or in this case Mario Andretti. I’m sure that’s why some people after a few start trying to pick a fight because they can beat anyone. My personal opinion is those other people who feel so good after drinking that they quickly turned into alcoholics.

^ I have no doubt there are "Privacy" services to handle "The Lifestyles of the Rich and DUI" for the right price. Timberlake and Woods have that kind f walking around cash.

That must suck to have that much spotlight on you. As soon as you make it mistake, it’s on USA Today and fucking President Trump is making comments on your situation.

I’d rather have decent enough money to live this TUSCL lifestyle going to all these strip clubs whenever I want, than be that famous and rich and have that kind of spotlight on me.

I guess when you get rich and famous enough you can wreck cars throughout the last few decades and still be insured.....

^^ self insured

Dude needs an intervention before he becomes another Prince or Michael Jackson. My best guess is he’s really in that much pain from the back surgeries and has become addicted to hmm let’s say “pain management.”

If you saw one of the blurry photos of him standing in a yard by his SUV he looks completely jacked, so he can obviously manage his pain enough to constantly work out.

@shailynn ape, what you don’t understand is that we felids actually drive better when we have a lil somethin’ somethin’ to take the edge off. Our cat reflexes are just too frickin’ fast and we overreact.

Now, I’ve never met the woodythetiger fellow, but my impression is that he was screwing some Swedish bikini model and bangin’ all sorts sexy females on the side. So he sounds like a stand up tiger to me.

My bet is that it will turn out he was drivin’ fast and takin’ chances but saw a cub or an apeling and said “I believe that children are the future” and tried to miss the lil one. Hear me now and believe me next Thursday. ROAR!!!

But he

What the fuck was I thinking? I should have added that woodseythetiger is a stupid frickin’ name. Maybe that was the issue. Now where the fuck is my drivin’ whiskey? ROAR!!!🦁