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Funny Signs

Mar 17, 2026, 5:06 PM
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skibum609
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Massachusetts

Ever see a sign that just makes you laugh? Many years ago, before woke became something to be and not to be ashamed of, we used to golf at Stow Acres Country Club in Massachusetts. In the bar was a sign over the cash register that rang true then and still makes me laugh: "Golf is like sex. You don't have to be good at it to enjoy it". Probably why I end up strip clubbing after golf 90% of the time.

What have you seen that's funny?

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Cups

Dead End signal on a cemetery

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ClubFan81077

I was having lunch at a restaurant somewhere on the Space Coast, and they had a sign that read something like:

Hurricane Evacuation Plan:

  1. Grab Beer
  2. Run Like Hell

My memory could be a bit off on exactly how it was worded, but it gave me a good chuckle...

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