Swift's hips, thighs, and ass

I'm guessing no one here would throw her out of bed if she offered. And if they say they would, they're gay.

She's alright. Like the guy above me said, if she offered keep you company for the night, you wouldn't say no. The pop-stars nowadays that do catch my eye with their body these days are Dua Lipa and Tate McRae. Billie Eilish's tits are huge though, there's a photo floating around with her sitting poolside in a bikini and you can see the veins on those puppies.

Chappell Roan's pretty thick too, probably has the fattest natural looking ass on a white girl that I've seen in the public eye. She's serious PAWG material. The type of dancer I'd dream about, if she wasn't wearing all that drag stuff.

WTF is wrong with you Rightfieldape? This rick is a major frickin’ Swiftie.

You should have been at the last Tay Tay concert I went to. It was frickin’ off the hook fun. But I guess the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate as Princess Tay Tay says!

I mean…it is possible that this rick was just in an alcoholic fog and he spread lion jizz all over the Swiftie posters in some mall in Iowa. Security did escort me somewhere. Or they may have been zebras. Who knows?

The point is that there ain’t nothin’ better than my Princess. ROAR!!!

I'm not saying I wouldn't pork her. I'm just saying she basically looks like a mannequin. One that was not artistically designed around the ass. One column I read said "she doesn't wear clothes well", which is another way of putting it. So there is at least one other person that agrees with me.

When she wears those one piece outfits with no legs, something just doesn't click; for me anyway.

She dresses unsexy so she is safe for her 8–14-year-old female fan base. If she dressed like a ho she would lose money. If the numbers said she would make more money performing showing nips and camel toe, that's what she would do.

She's a soft 6 Better are:

Olivia Rodrigo 8.5-9 Dua 8 Tate 7 (face 5 but body and moves 9) Current Selena 8 Selena from 5 years ago 9.5 Rihanna 9 Katy Perry 5 with short hair, 8 with long hair Becky G 8.5 Karol G 7 Addison Rae 8 Lana Del Rey from 5 years ago 8.5 Lana now 7

So many more

Taylor's looks are a soft 6 which is why a dope from Cleveland Heights likes her

Her business acumen is a 10 though

cuz she's 5-11. More athlete then slender IMO

If she was athlete, she'd have an ass and calves, and she doesn't. She's way more "slender" than "athlete."

I didn't even include country

Taking fame out of it, I'd probably rather get LD's from these stars than Taylor

Carrie Underwear Kasey Musgraves Kelsea Ballerini Mranda Lambert Ella Langley Dasha Megan Moroney Karen Fairchild Jessie James Decker MacKenzie Carpenter Jana Kramer Carley Scott Collins Carly Pearce Jesse Murph (who sings about SC's) Lanie Gardner

@sfrsox Carrie Underwear?

Taylor Swift has small tits and no ass, but she's definitely above average. Wouldn't mind having my head between those thighs and seeing what notes she can really hit 😂

Chappell Roan is cute but calling her a pawg is crazy. Doesn't even qualify as slim thick. A little jiggly booty does not a pawg make.

I would give my left nut for one night with Billie Eilish. Her big naturals and porcelain skin... perfection 🤤

Ice Spice literally got famous for her ass. When she straightens her hair... chef's kiss. I'd anal creampie like there was no tomorrow.

Honorable mention: Katy Perry's legendary 2012 water park butt slip. Before the weight loss, before the godawful short blonde hair.

It was a sweet spot when she was a pale pawg with a sweet rack. Wish she officially posed nude in this time period!

"which is why a dope from Cleveland Heights"

best statement here in a long time.

Tay Tay has always had horrible hairstyles and dresses like a 15 year old baton twirler in a high school marching band. goldmongerATL hit the nail on the head. I'll never forget when her tour came through near me, my neighborhood looked like the Oscars that night because there were a bunch of limos towing 12 year old girls and their soccer moms to the concert. Nevermind dad had to stay behind and figure out how he was going to pay for those concert tickets.

and how could I forget Sabrina. Slayed the Grammys performance once more, and has more sex appeal in her left pinky than Taylor has in her whole body.

Yeah, that Sabrina Chick is cute.

Chappell's Grammy outfit.

Ok @TherealBudBundy. I'll admit her ass was looking good last night 😮‍💨

srfox's list goes to show why numerical ratings in reviews are useless without context to calibrate tastes and rating scales on. I'd tend to center the average fit pop star around a 6.5 or 7, and 8 or 9s are exceedingly rare. Not that one rating scale is better, just that they don't translate easily.

Sort of like metric vs imperial.

@PAWG_Patrol yeah she may not be southern girl PAWG thick but she's definitely got an ass for sure . Definitely wouldn't mind sticking my face between those cheeks lol

Sabrina Carpenter's not bad looking either, and she definitely has a nice ass and isn't afraid to show it. Maybe chill on the makeup a bit, that's my biggest gripe with her.

Believe it or not I actually don't mind her music compared to most of the pop stuff that's getting played nowadays, nice to see someone who's having fun with it compared to Taylor's droney hits that's she's been putting out these last few years.

@goldmongerATL: Yeah, I understand that argument. However, I have also seen pictures of her where she seemed to my trying to look sexy. I recall her with her hands on a wall, taking a wide stance and sticking her butt out. I don't think she was doing that for the 8 to 14 year old girls. However, I don't think she hit whatever target she was aiming at either.

@mike710 😂😂😂

Ask Travis Kelce what he thinks.