Banging Au Pairs

Use your frickin’ head chunkyape…au pairs are a thing, bangin’ is a thing, therefore bangin’ au pairs is a thing. ROAR!!!

I have a friend who was banging his boss’ au pair and eventually married her.

I don't see why it wouldn't be. And bonus if you get them preggo, they would probably be decent mothers.

Wasn’t Tiger Woods’ first wife the au pair of another golfer 🏌️‍♀️?

Yeah. Elon Nordegren. She worked for Jesper Parnevik. Back in the day she was absolutely gorgeous.

She still looks good for 46

There are two ways about this. Banging your own au pair, i believe you have to have at least one child under 18 years old that lives with you. Not sure if you have to be married or not. There might be additional regulations/penalties for banging an au pair who works for you.

Now a guy i know met an au pair off a dating app. His complaints were she just wants money and papers. Lol. Same sort of complaints you would hear regarding certain foreign women in general.

The au pairs can only work a maximum of 45 hours a week. And i believe they are supposed to be given 10 total days off a month, which is more than just a Saturday/sunday every week. Plus all holidays off, and likely evenings off. The au pair visa lasts for a year and can be extended for another year and they can even do another 2 years with a different family.

I suspect some of these foreigner escorts may be au pairs. Maybe some strippers too if they are at a club that doesnt care about hiring citizens.

Their au pair salary is only $800 per month i believe. I wonder what % of girls on seeking for instance are au pairs.