I noticed just after I submitted a recent review that HKGC is no longer the number 1 club on the TUSCL Top 40.
I'm horrified!
That honor now belongs to Allure a tiny little nuru massage place in Canada. Now, I haven't been, so maybe I don't have all the information, but is it really possible a tiny nuru joint is a better club than the sprawling megapolis of decadence that is Hong Kong?
Color me skeptical. I've never heard of a monger booking plane tickets to Ontario just to visit Allure.
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last commentSlightly interesting. Though I'm a married no extras guy, I much enjoy reading of others experiences at these 2 very different places.
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HK does have potential issues (bandits w badges), whereas Allure also has satisfaction guaranteed without anything to stress about.
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Good point, a Zona Norte trip is definitely more dangerous and stressful than a jaunt through Mississauga.
But still, just wrapping my head around comparing these two, they aren't even comparable to some degree.
I'm most stuck on the idea that people travel from all over the world to hit up Hong Kong, but I've never heard of a "PL's sacred first visit to Allure". 😏
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I’ve been to Allure and it certainly isn’t a strip club. To the unfamiliar there are tons of places just like Allure all over metro Toronto.
Activities beyond a happy ending are not common. Typically in a place like Allure you won’t find a female attendant under a 7 on the looks scale.
Toronto is a sexual playground just like TJ, although the way you go about things in Toronto are very different than TJ, and I’ve always been surprised it’s not talked about more here on TUSCL.
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OK @shailyn, maybe Allure being number one makes a little bit more sense if you think about it as part of the broader context of the scene in Toronto, which as you point out, is pretty good.
But still... better than Hong Kong? Gah, I still don't get it. I think if you offered any given PL $5,000 and said you can choose to spend it either at Allure or HK, I suspect 80% or more PLs will chose HK.
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The Top 40 is just a bunch of numbers. It mixes apples with oranges. Mexican whore houses and Canadian massage parlors are not in the same category as US strip clubs.
Atlanta has 4 clubs listed in the top 40. That is more than Tijuana or any other state. And yet my favorite Atlanta club did not even make the top 40. So take it all with a grain of salt.
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Yeah, at @shadowcat, part of the problem is that people tend to review clubs relative to other clubs in the same region but then these are international rankings. And few mongers have the experience to compare clubs across many regions/countries.
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Take reviews on here with a grain of salt. I think theyre the least useful feature
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The reviews used to be very reliable with most reviewers giving an honest assessment of their visits, this started to change with a few trolls starting their sad attempts to weaponize the best features of TUSCL, it began with a few plagarized reviews then a few of the geniuses figured out that they could skew the ratings and results by creating alt handles and overweighting founders systems which had worked very well until said trolls started their assault on the website and on individual members. What we are seeing now is the results of the handiwork of a few posters that founder has ignored and, taken away the useable tools that disabled these attackers. Unfortunately this is unlikely to change anytime soon.
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@twentyfive youre saying even the club rankings system has been manipulated by those guys using alt accounts? Like falsely over rating or under rating particular clubs/areas?
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