I noticed just after I submitted a recent review that HKGC is no longer the number 1 club on the TUSCL Top 40.
I'm horrified!
That honor now belongs to Allure a tiny little nuru massage place in Canada. Now, I haven't been, so maybe I don't have all the information, but is it really possible a tiny nuru joint is a better club than the sprawling megapolis of decadence that is Hong Kong?
Color me skeptical. I've never heard of a monger booking plane tickets to Ontario just to visit Allure.
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last commentSlightly interesting. Though I'm a married no extras guy, I much enjoy reading of others experiences at these 2 very different places.
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HK does have potential issues (bandits w badges), whereas Allure also has satisfaction guaranteed without anything to stress about.
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Good point, a Zona Norte trip is definitely more dangerous and stressful than a jaunt through Mississauga.
But still, just wrapping my head around comparing these two, they aren't even comparable to some degree.
I'm most stuck on the idea that people travel from all over the world to hit up Hong Kong, but I've never heard of a "PL's sacred first visit to Allure". 😏
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I’ve been to Allure and it certainly isn’t a strip club. To the unfamiliar there are tons of places just like Allure all over metro Toronto.
Activities beyond a happy ending are not common. Typically in a place like Allure you won’t find a female attendant under a 7 on the looks scale.
Toronto is a sexual playground just like TJ, although the way you go about things in Toronto are very different than TJ, and I’ve always been surprised it’s not talked about more here on TUSCL.
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OK @shailyn, maybe Allure being number one makes a little bit more sense if you think about it as part of the broader context of the scene in Toronto, which as you point out, is pretty good.
But still... better than Hong Kong? Gah, I still don't get it. I think if you offered any given PL $5,000 and said you can choose to spend it either at Allure or HK, I suspect 80% or more PLs will chose HK.
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The Top 40 is just a bunch of numbers. It mixes apples with oranges. Mexican whore houses and Canadian massage parlors are not in the same category as US strip clubs.
Atlanta has 4 clubs listed in the top 40. That is more than Tijuana or any other state. And yet my favorite Atlanta club did not even make the top 40. So take it all with a grain of salt.
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Yeah, at @shadowcat, part of the problem is that people tend to review clubs relative to other clubs in the same region but then these are international rankings. And few mongers have the experience to compare clubs across many regions/countries.
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Take reviews on here with a grain of salt. I think theyre the least useful feature
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The reviews used to be very reliable with most reviewers giving an honest assessment of their visits, this started to change with a few trolls starting their sad attempts to weaponize the best features of TUSCL, it began with a few plagarized reviews then a few of the geniuses figured out that they could skew the ratings and results by creating alt handles and overweighting founders systems which had worked very well until said trolls started their assault on the website and on individual members. What we are seeing now is the results of the handiwork of a few posters that founder has ignored and, taken away the useable tools that disabled these attackers. Unfortunately this is unlikely to change anytime soon.
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@twentyfive youre saying even the club rankings system has been manipulated by those guys using alt accounts? Like falsely over rating or under rating particular clubs/areas?
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Wouldn’t be surprised
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25 is more delusional than usual today 😳
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^ I have no delusions, I’m well aware that you’re a little cunt!
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Saying people are manipulating club ratings and review counts is delusional. And management isnt going to stack reviews on a bargain pussy hunter site 🤡💩
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Reviews arent reliable because people just write them to get vip access. Many just review whether or not they found a hooker at the club
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Yet your making excuses for yourself, we all know that you’re lying, and that you’ve been the most prolific troll of the last few years !
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Your senile ass is saying I made hong kong the number one club on tuscl 😂🤡💩 if delulu was a person = 25
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^ I never said that, you need some serious help with your reading comprehension
If you take a look, you’d notice I didn’t mention you until you decided that you needed to attack me, at which point Sheakspeares admonition came to mind.
“Methinks thou protesters too much “
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🟣' ' ' ' ' ' ' Some Fav's: Scores, Penthouse,
Hustler Club, Atlantis, DejaVu Showgirls, Spearmint Rhino Etc .....
Should Be Listed For # 1's
Would Be Nice If We Had View Counts For SC'S, Reviews, Discussions & Comments,
It Would Help For Rankings Judgement View!
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Dont post delusional shit and you wont be called delusional senile troll
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^ you’re boring
YAWN
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$Strip Club Rankings Should Be Listed
By State/City, & Just List Da' Top 3, 4 Or 5 Top Ranked, Or Just 1.
Not All The Clubs On Earth Grouped Together For Ranking.
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I still remember when Follies was #1
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@ronjax2 it sounds like you’ve never been to Toronto (to monger), that’s alright because I’ve never been to TJ.
When you compare HK to Allure, I would agree with you, HK would be a better option and I think most others would agree, but if you compare the entire scene (Tijuana or Toronto) then you may have a valid argument in which is better.
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@shailyn
I've never been to either to monger, but unless I'm mistaken the ratings were supposed to be about individual establishments, not trying to nitpick, but for comparisons sake, we do need to compare apples to apples, the rating system starts unraveling if we start comparing Toronto to Tijuana, that's not how these ratings were compiled, just sayin.
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Its kind of pointless when the top clibs on a predominantly american site arent even in the US. Or theyre so scattered that the list isn't useful unless you live there.
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I don't put any weight on the ratings on this site. They're too subjective. The Top 40 list is particularly useless except as a curiosity. Not that I don't understand RonJax being surprised that his Mecca isn't on top anymore!
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I want to know why baby dolls is so high ? They don’t even offer fs
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Just think about it.
The site is The Ultimate Strip Club List
The top ranked listing is a massage parlor in Canada
LMAO
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Yeah @Wld4tatas.... when you put it that way it seems silly!
I've heard people argue you shouldn't count the TJ clubs as strip clubs because they are legal brothels, but I think that's wrong. The TJ clubs are still strip clubs. They have stage shows, you can get lap dances all night a these places. It also just happens there's an adjoining hotel and every chica is down for OTC. But that doesn't make it not be a strip club!
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I will say, TJ club reviews make for the better stories. An Allure review can only elaborate on 'got a fine massage, got a great hand job.' The TJ reviews can read like a long lusty smut novel, fun to read 😀.
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@gSteph.... The TJ reviews are better because the experiences are better, full stop. The old TUSCL proverb is that everyone who reviews TJ clubs because a novel writer. That's just because there's always so much to tell!
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@icey its not really pointless. Its just a top 40 list, you dont have to click on it. Its supposed to be top 40 in the world. Now you could make a separate top 40 specific to the US or north america…
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Scandallo should be number 1 .
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HKGC being on TUSCL Top-40 No.1 spot or not, it still remains unmatched in FUN / Mongering out in Tijuana and nothing even comes close to it by any means👌🏻
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Yeah, good point @PAFBABS!!!! TUSCL rankings have no bearing on how much fun a club actually is. And in my firm opinion there is nowhere in North America where the FUN is as intense as HKGC!
That said, what put HK (and TJ) on my radar was being new to TUSCL and seeing HK's perpetual position in the number 1 spot. It made me wonder what the fuss was about. Then you start to read reviews and really find out. Then you finally make it there and you "get it."
But I suppose if TUSCL isn't number 1, and less people find out about it, that's more chicas for those of us who have discovered it already.
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^ “ that's more chicas for those of us who have discovered it already. “
👆🏻 Dude, a discovery like HKGC is literally a blessing in disguise. Once you've had a taste of the FUN this club offers, then you’re simply hooked and there’s no turning back. You become a repeat customer of theirs for lifetime, regardless of where you live😁Now, that is what I call a club with exceptional influence in retaining their customers - No.1 !!!!
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^Yep @PAFBABS! I've basically forsaken all other clubs for TJ trips of late.
I travel a good deal for work. I used to always check out the local club scene when traveling. Recently though I was in the twin cities. I was looking at reviews for KOD here on TUSCL. And basically, it sounded like the kind of place where I would be likely to drop a grand on dances for nothing more than grind. And the easy decision was to save that grand for my next trip to Mexico.
TJ basically ruined US strip clubs for me.
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⭐ ' Would Like For Try HK Coz Da' $Strippers Supposed To Be Really Nice, & Lenient With Extras & Perks. But Bonuses For American $Strip Clubs Like Pool Tables, Lotta' Music Variety, Food Reputation, Smoking, Table Dances, Good Parking, Convenient Driving, & Lots Of Club Styles For Variety Swing!
How Does Tijuana $SC Bonuses Stack Up To
The U.S.?
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@stripperlover777... in TJ, I'd say:
HKGC alone has 3 club styles in one, Mexican cowboy, Gringo, Reggaeton themed bars.
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🔺 @ RonJax, Nice Feedback
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I Like Reggaeton Music & Tacos, Burritos, Rice & Beans, Enchiladas Etc.....
Would Be A Fun Change From Taco Bell & Local Mexican Restaurants!
I Guess The $Strippers/Clientele Play Pool On Their Phone Since Pool Tables Not Be At Da' SC'S, Maybe They Go For Some Hole In Da' Wall Bar Or Pool Hall.
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I Guess Using Da' Taxi Or Rental Car Is The Best Way For Transportation @ Tijuanas!
It's Just A Matter Of Which Hotel You Go At If You Can $Score Dat' Luvly Tijuana $Stripper Or You Find A Hot Girl Walkin' Around!
I Wonder If Anybody Has Brought Back An HK $Stripper Here In Da' U.S. & Married Her!
I Never Heard Dat' Story But I'm Sure It's Happened!
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A wingman did OTC a Zona Río hotel where he and his chica played real pool recently. Apparently she beat him 2 games to 1.
Cutting and pasting from my last review:
Getting to TJ*
For details on the cheapest way to get to HKGC, see @Southwestguy's beginner's guide to getting to HK Tijuana tuscl.net.
The easiest way to get here from SAN or elsewhere in San Diego is to call the hotel and arrange a shuttle. The cost is $90 plus a tip for 1-4 people. DM me if you would like me to connect you directly with the driver.
My ATF has a good friend who met an English punter in the club, she's now married and living in Liverpool. I'm sure this happens with some Americans too.
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Mexican boxer Jaime Munguia married a girl he met at Hong Kong
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Allure shouldn't be on this site. It's a massage parlor that gives HJs with a bunch of hot girls. In terms of massage parlors, it's kind of weak, the only thing going for it is that on average the girls are pretty hot and pretty much exactly what their picture looks like.
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@stripperlover777 why do you choose to communicate in the most inefficient manners possible?! 🤣
OK, but I'll try to answer your questions:
Close call on SCs. There's the sprawling megopolis of hot latinas that is Hong Kong. Then there's Chicago Club, Bar Tropical and the rest of the small clubs. HK is in a class of it's own. If you visit TJ for the first time, I recommend starting there, and then checking out the smaller clubs if it gets crowded or you want a change of pace.
Hotels. Stay at either Hotel Rizo de Oro or Hotel Cascadas. Hotel Rizo is quieter, Cascadas is closer to the action. HK, Bar Tropical, Rizo and Cas are all under the same ownership, so girls from HK can come to Rizo and vice versa. Costs are similar so it is a matter of preference where to stay. Cas is more convenient to HK, and also the alley behind HK, where most of the small clubs are located in la Zona Norte.
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Fun Random Tijuana! Zoom In On Dat' Girl Standing Up With Da' Back View With Black Shorts, Fun!
Fav - Bar Gold Palace Looks Nice!
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Lol @stripperlover777 - theres all kinds of things you can find browsing around on google maps street view. You like Dat’ ass
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What strikes me about @stripperlover777 's photo is how empty the alley is. That must have been taken at like 8 AM or something. There should be like 5-6 street girls in the same shot, as well as more gold palace chicas on the street trying to entice mongers in.
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✅ ' Cheers @ Tijuana
3 Wins Of 5 Listed !
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#1 and #4 on the list are just nuru shacks. Really the top 3 strip clubs on TUSCL are all TJ ones, and for good reason IMHO.
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^^ it's all good, fun for everyone
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Regardless. With the vast majority of site members being American. Listing foreign clubs as being the best doesn't help much.
Organizing city or state clubs by rating would be a lot more helpful in that sense
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🔺👍 ' I Would Go @ Bar Gold Palace, Or
Hong Kong Coz They Be Open 24 Hrs!
They Look Hot As Hell!
No Walkin' Out Until I'm Ready!
Deja' Vu Show Girls Is Actually In Tijuanas As Well & They Be Open Until 7am!
Deja Vu' Is Da' Monster $SC In Tijuana, & I Hear People Have Good Time Just Chillin' Out, Even Though It's Originally American Club.
Like Bar Gold Palace & HK Pics I Posted Here In The Discussion!
Deja' Vu' Show Girls Tijuana @ :
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Ron Jax. There used to be a pool hall east about a block away and another bar with a pool table too. The one pool hall on the corner by Chicago just didn't have enough business. I don't know about the other one... If it's still open or not. across from the alley on Constitution.
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And it's not the first time that Hong Kong has slid out of the first spot. I just think there's room for improvement of how Hong Kong conducts business and creates rules that stifle the fun... and it's inconsistency (which is consistent.)
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But I'm going back this Monday Tuesday Wednesday. Maybe I'll check out the pool table situation.
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And Icey... what's wrong with finding a hooker in a club?
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The problem with rating a club by whether the reviewer gets a hooker their or not is that the rating is just based on the brothel factor. Not the club factor. It then becomes disingenuous to talk in code about dancers and extras and billy joes and frank sinatra. Just own it
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@icey, my 2 cents is that mileage is the most important factor in rating a club, and the higher the better.
I know not all mongers place the same emphasis on mileage but many do, and will happily chose a club with good mileage over one with better music and facilities or whatever.
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The thing is the vast majority of strip club customers dont go there for that. They go to relax. Have a few drinks. Maybe a dance or two
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I agree. However, those types of customers aren't reading reviews. The subset of PLs who read reviews before deciding on a club are, in my experience, overwhelmingly interested in mileage.
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On here yeah. Not on other more legit review sites.
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You can definitely look at google reviews or yelp if your main concern is the club's accoutrements and drink service.
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I cant speak of clubs i dont know anything about. But reviews for clubs i know are really off on here. Tons of fake reviews. Closed clubs getting new reviews. While really popular ones haven't been reviewed in years. That's why I dont really take the reviews here seriously.
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@icey this isnt something there’s really data on. You claim most people dont go to strip clubs for extras… but you dont know that. Maybe most guys who go to clubs and review them, do go to clubs for mileage. And this can also change depending on what area your in and the types of clubs and customers. For instance maybe in Atlanta theres more people into the party clubs.
And the crazy thing is your in vegas. I would bet in vegas, people do in fact go to clubs and rate clubs dependent on extras. Considering it already has a reputation for hookers all around. Whether the reviewers are on google or yelp or Reddit or whichever site. I would bet Vegas club goers are wanting extras.
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Chunkychicano rickymacrodong cacaplop baristafan mrmonger IlovewhiteAmericanchicks go troll elsewhere
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Nice Tijuana Club Chicago &
Las Chavelas Bar, Both Open 24 Hrs, Good Tijuana's Views @ :
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stripperlover... Can I suggest that you crop some your pictures before you post??
Thank you.
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🔺👍 ' Like Platform High Heels & Cowgirls Combo @ Las Chavelas $Country Bar @
Tijuana Next To Hong Kong!
Screenshots Grouped
From Las Chavelas On X Website:
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Las Chavelas is just part of Hong Kong now, it's been that way for years, well before since I first went. You can move freely between the two (as well as the third section of the club, the Miami Expansion, which is only open weekend nights.)
The same chicas work Chavelas that are working Hong Kong, in fact, chicas are required to spend an hour of their shift in Chavelas.
The only difference between Chavelas and HK is the decor and music. Chavelas is a cowboy bar that plans banda/norteño/mariachi, sometimes with live bands. The main Hong Kong club is "gringolandia" as my ATF puts it.
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👽_ - - - ' @ RonJax -
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Wonderful Insight!
I Guess It's Same Owner For Both Clubs.
Would Grab $Stripper In Platforms
With Cowgirl Hat Quickly!
HK Has 2 Floors, Like The Railings You Can See Over From Da' Top Floor! But I Like Da' Girls & Appeal Of Las Chavelas More.
Would Luv Being DJ @ $Strip Club, & Play Mi Fav Songs As Well!
I Guess HK & Las Chavelas Have DJ'S, Some $SC'S Have Automated/Jukebox DJ Except For Live Music.
Hot HK/Las Chavelas @ :
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' 🟡 🌴🌴🌴🌴 Fun DJ Booth From
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Mons Venus/Florida @ :
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