tuscl

Founder, I formally volunteer to be a Troll

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RonJax2Strip Club Connoisseur

With the recent retirement of a few regulars here, it seems we are in need of some new trolls. Founder, here's what I can offer you and the site:

  • I will diligently spam the discussions queue with nonsense, ensuring with a flood of bullshit that obscures any worthwhile content here.
  • I will threaten violence and the natural rights of anyone who disagrees with me politically, to ensure that political discussions are consistently devoid of any substance or value.
  • I will advocate for rapey things like poking holes in condoms and stealthing dancers. I will regularly violate the privacy of dancers in my reviews. I will diligently DM and harass all dancers who post here, to ensure that they all quit participating on TUSCL and never come back.
  • I will shame other mongers for the hobby, to help discourage participation on the site. I will dox users and harass regulars who post good reviews to ensure they stop participating in TUSCL.
  • I will post racial slurs and diatribes, in order to ensure that only white people feel comfortable posting here.

I think if I work hard at it, I can probably help guarantee that TUSCL stops growing altogether. With enough effort, we can ensure that TUSCL fades into obscurity forever! Let me know if this is aligned with your goals for the site, I'm eager to get started. 🫡

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georgmicrodong
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So jealous.

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Icey
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Mrmonger cacaplop baristafan rickymacrodong chunkychicano IlovewhiteAmericanchicks marcov is already a one retard troll show on here

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BumHip
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I've learned to avoid political discussions online. They are generally nothing more than a food fight, and completely unproductive. As far as trolls on the topic of our hobby, it seems to not be as bad as it once was. That said, I do wonder why whomever does moderate this site puts up with it, if/when it does happen. To the OP's point, I agree it may reduce the interactions, and contributions on this site. I quit TUSCL for several months a while back because of one. I came back to check if he was still here, but fortunately he was gone, so at least we know FOUNDER does have some line in the sand.

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twentyfive
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Maybe icee can transition from pimp to troll and show you the proper trolling skills

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gammanu95
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If you are triggered by any of the trolls on here, you have only yourself to blame. I have a sizable fan club of trolls, literal unemployed basement-dwelling incels, who follow and attack every utterance of mine in this site. Most of them I have ignored. I keep one for a punching bag.

Founder gave you the ignore button if you are too thin-skinned to ignore the trolls on your own or engage them directly. Furthermore, by complaining about trolls you only encourage them by showing that they have gotten to you. Take the high road. I will not even address the shrill hysterics and innate liberal drivel of your bullet points.

It's not that bad on here, really. We don't live in a world where you get everything you want. You have to compromise moderation free posting to enjoy free speech. I guess it's not for everyone.

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sinclair
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Use the ignore button on the trolls and spammers. It makes TUSCL much better. I am convinced some of these people have no jobs or families to occupy their time.

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Icey
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Blocking doesnt change the fact that when someone new comes on here. They see trolls doxing people. Harassing them. Posting racist and right wing extremist diatribes. It turns people off and makes the site look bad.it detracts participation.

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datinman
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@RonJax2, I will see your troll and raise you 40 discussions on algebra and Texas Instruments calculators. Sure everyone's interested in a detailed discussion of last 17 books I've read. I am starting an organization with stripper quality initiates that are housed in Plexiglas boxes with strategic holes cut out. Very much in the vein of the story of O. I'm sure there's 20 or 30 story of O discussions I can bump, always a demand for those! By the way, if you go to a strip club and pay for lap dances, you're a chump! FRMOS!

Oh shit, gotta go, the librarians coming.

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ilbbaicnl
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If you know about the mute feature, and you get trolled on this site, it's because you're choosing to be trolled.

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BumHip
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@ gammanu95 "We don't live in a world where you get everything you want". Something to think about if you FOUNDER does install a block feature.

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WTF is bumhip even talking about? We have a block, it's called ignore. Does he mean 2-way block? He still makes no sense. A 2-way block would not impact me in the slightest. I'd interact with the colleagues I interact with, I would ignore others, and be unaware of still others more. He must be stuck on stupid.

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If you know about the mute feature, and you get trolled on this site, it's because you're choosing to be trolled.

The mute feature doesn't work. Trolls can still comment on your threads and downvote your reviews. They can still @mention you. You'll still get alerts when that happens. I've got alerts right now from this very thread from a troll I have blocked. A proper two way block would have none of these problems.

Also, if there were a modicum of rules here, a lot of this terrible behavior wouldn't happen in the first place. Having zero rules, and zero enforcement invites bad behavior from people, even those who would otherwise behave better.

That's why I'm volunteering to help be a troll, so we can really lean into this problem, and take TUSCL completely off the rails!

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@Ron why do you care if someone comments on a thread you start, when you can't see it? Have you had a review blocked by trolls? Getting alerts you aren't interested in seems like a pea under the mattress. You can delete all your alerts with a single click. founder generally doesn't participate in discussions. If we expect him to be watching the playground to make us all play nice, he may decide discussions are more trouble than they're worth.

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JupiterHotCakes
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Agree with everything you satirized @RonJax2. If you want a master class on how to moderate a strip club forum, look no further than Subrasonic on the Reddit stripclubs sub. I know it's different than this and there are plenty of teenage/twenty-something idiot noobs falling in love with strippers and asking if they can get an STI from a lapdance, but it's not a cesspool of boomer incels like this place sometimes becomes. I'm all for free speech, but some of you fellas need to take your shit to Truth Social or the dark web, not here.

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Jascoi
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Just treat others the way that you would like to be treated. And don't try to have the last word.

I don't block or ignore anybody... But I admit I do not read everybody's postings.

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Icey
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The site doesn't need formal moderation.

The reddit group others talk about on here is a stupid circle jerk where trolls ask the same tired questions over and over.

When certain members on this site whine enough things get done. Like the Desire bashing threads get deleted quickly.

If the profiles that dox members and dancers or post extremely racist or right wing extremist rants were deleted the problem would really be solved.

Two way blocking would be great but would only be a fix for those of us on here. Potential members would still see all the diarrhea clogging the site up

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SirLapdanceanot
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^^^ so says @Icey the troll, creator of multiple troll alias accounts and troll threads. 🤭🤡🤣

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rickthelion
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I don’t know about you @datinape…err…@datinman…but this lion kinda liked the SanJoseApe.

I mean really, you left of the funniest part of the SanJoseApe’s shtick: the stuff about taking his revenge on others by somehow obstructing their butthole. Remember how he was all “Imma superglue your butthole shut!” or “iffin’ y’all don’t shut up Imma go all wildebeest on your butthole with a staple gun”.

Wait…the latter may have been the time he drank so much Jack he thought he was yours truly. But therein lies my lion-y point. Even when the SanJoseApe was all Jacked out of his head he still wanted to go for the butthole. ROAR!!!

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ilbbaicnl
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I resent being called an incel when it costs me so much money to not be an incel.

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gammanu95
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*Just treat others the way that you would like to be treated. And don't try to have the last word."

Sage advice worth repeating.

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twentyfive
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^ sure zippy

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chunkychicano
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@icey now you expanded the list even further lol!

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gammanu95
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There you go, 25iq trolling a thread about how trolls suck.

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twentyfive
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^ >>>” * And don't try to have the last word."

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twentyfive
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^ BTW way to go gammy everyone can watch you take your own advice

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