With the recent retirement of a few regulars here, it seems we are in need of some new trolls. Founder, here's what I can offer you and the site:
- I will diligently spam the discussions queue with nonsense, ensuring with a flood of bullshit that obscures any worthwhile content here.
- I will threaten violence and the natural rights of anyone who disagrees with me politically, to ensure that political discussions are consistently devoid of any substance or value.
- I will advocate for rapey things like poking holes in condoms and stealthing dancers. I will regularly violate the privacy of dancers in my reviews. I will diligently DM and harass all dancers who post here, to ensure that they all quit participating on TUSCL and never come back.
- I will shame other mongers for the hobby, to help discourage participation on the site. I will dox users and harass regulars who post good reviews to ensure they stop participating in TUSCL.
- I will post racial slurs and diatribes, in order to ensure that only white people feel comfortable posting here.
I think if I work hard at it, I can probably help guarantee that TUSCL stops growing altogether. With enough effort, we can ensure that TUSCL fades into obscurity forever! Let me know if this is aligned with your goals for the site, I'm eager to get started. 🫡


So jealous.