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"Volcanic Eruptions"...

that has to be the best strip club name that I've ever heard of. Of course, it's on the Bottom 40 now, which might have something to do with:

-"Dancers now have transparent latex on nipples and must keep bottoms on. Lap dances are $35."
-"There is no nudity and no alcohol. The girls are generally over weight"
-"The young blonde bartender was very cute and even removed her shirt to use a lint brush on it. ... She thought very highy of herself, which was a turn-off .She offered me a taste of the shaved snapper for an extra $40 which quickly declined.I had jut eaten delicious shrimp, why would i want that snapper?"
-"the girls now seem very aggresive, only after the private dances."
-"The girls were so unattractive and overweight that I didn't even bother to remember their names."
-"the stage dances are dull and the atmosphere is depressed."
-"There were 4 dancers working 3 of which I wouldn't want to see with their clothes on none the less without. The one dancer that was okay was only okay in the sence that she would have been the chubby ugly dancer at any other club."
-"Toilet was filthy with a log in the crapper, holes in the walls and an easily accessible vent choked solid with thick lint. Didn't want to touch anything w/o gloves. The hog on stage might have been redeemed by a passable mug, but as it was it would have stopped a train in its tracks. ... Props for that and the fact that no one blocked the door on my way out."
-"they do not open until 3pm on saturdays despite the sign saying open at noon on the outside."
-"when I returned to my table, my drink and the ones I had left for tips was long gone..."
-"there were some rough characters around me & more of the same hanging out in the parking lot, so I felt more comfortable moving on before dark."


Another south NJ "winner" for any amateur geologists out there. Their website makes the place look like an Asian restaurant on the outside...weird...

I continue to LOVE the Bottom 40!