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Lmao @ Dallas Cowboys

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skibum609
Massachusetts
The Dallas Cowboys love to call themselves America's team and like other overrated teams that actually suck (Boston Bruins that means you bitches), it's all-total bullshit. How do we know? Well with the Washington Redskins winning and heading to the NFC championship game, every single NFC team has now been to the NFC championship game since 2010, except for???? America's team which hasn't been since 1995. America's team? Yeah, South America's team. Then again maybe they just illegally crossed over the border to help their families.

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Studme53
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3 days ago
OMG Redskins?!!! Don’t you mean Washington Commandos? You’re gonna really piss off Elizabeth Warren.
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Mate27
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3 days ago
^^ look the grey matter is quickly turning into plaque, therefore no capacity to learn new things. Hence the title SkiDumb, aka rant posting rage typer with one hand and jacking off w/the other. There’s no point in this other than to show an old man going on another rant filled rage….
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skibum609
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3 days ago
^Does anyone in your life not laugh in your face every time you say something? Kind of funny that you're so afraid of an old man, but that's just reason number 1,154 to make fun of you. You a virgin boy? You sure are triggered easy ma'am. A guy I know used to call his horse Trigger.
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Mate27
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3 days ago
Look, nobody is going to get the point of why you started this discussion thread, hence the point of my comment being you’re just a rage typing-aholic. You’re dumb and you ski, hence you’re SkiDumb….
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skibum609
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3 days ago
^Men who like sports will get it, since we all have friends who are fans of da boys. Since you are neither into sports, nor a man, you will never understand. Look at it this way, so you understand. Your Barbie in a chic suit is Dallas, the other barbies are better. Capisce?
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Mate27
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17 hours ago
I see only two men have commented on this thread, me and Studme. At least you got that going for you, dummy!

Real men evolve to contain their emotions, not rage type every impulse on anonymous websites.
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rickdugan
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16 hours ago
I agree that they are overrated as a football team. Part of the problem IMO is that Jerry Jones refuses to hire talented autonomous coaches and GMs, instead constantly sticking his snout in the middle of football decisions.

But with all of that said, on the financial side, Jones is doing *something* right. The Cowboys are widely considered to be the most valuable sports franchise in the world. They are practically printing money, lol.
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motorhead
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12 hours ago
My hate for the Cowboys has nothing to do with Jerry Jones. Back in the 70’s CBS put them on as the late Sunday game every friggin’ week. This was pre-John Madden. And although Pat Summerall and Tom Brookshier are among my favorite broadcast duos of all-time I got sick of seeing the Cowboys every week
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Studme53
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12 hours ago
As an Eagles fan I’m supposed to hate the Cowboys. I don’t. I was a huge fan back when I was a kid in the 70s.
Plus I like when they came out with a video in support of the police during the height of the George Floyd / defund the police madness. Fucking Eagles we’re all in with their BLM bullshit.
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