Spiked Collar

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Manuellabore
Had a mid, no-extras VIP (wasn't looking for any, for a change) with a mid dancer at a substandard club that happened to be on the walk between an event I was attending and my car. Dancer was decked out in what I guess was supposed to be a faux BDSM outfit including black leather (or leather-like) bra, brief, garters and a collar with 2 inch spikes, all connected with chains. Didn't do a thing for me, but I appreciate that she was trying to be sexy.

After the dance, we had the obligatory parting chit chat and she leaned down from her stiletto leather boots to give the obligatory hug. I felt what I realized was one of those spikes pressing into my neck with enough pressure to inflict discomfort. Drove home shitting myself, imagining a hard to explain puncture wound and possibly symmetrically-spaced marks from the spikes on either side. Stopped in a Wawa restroom to look in the mirror and, fortunately, saw nothing.

Still, moral of the story is, if you are at all concerned about errant marks on prominent locations on your body, steer clear of girls with spiked collars.
Now, don't get me started on the OTC session the following week when my companion's nails were clawing my back.

While I appreciate and concur with Muddy's remarks in a separate post about the unique pleasures associated with this hobby, it also can have its share of challenges and stresses for those of us on the DL [cue the violins]

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Puddy Tat
2 days ago
I'm single, and my cat won't give a shit about how I come back from the club--she's watched me bang enough civvies over the years--but why do women put on these "animalistic" decorations?

A spiked collar makes me think of a Doberman guarding a junkyard, just like a septum ring makes me think of an angry bull.
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tin man
2 days ago
Same, BDSM does nothing for me unless im tying her up and giving her unlimited orgasms. With that being said maybe wear a tank top or t-shirt when dealing with anyone with those long and annoying finger nails
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EastCoaster
2 days ago
I have learned to visit the restroom, just before leaving a club, to take a look in the mirror.

A few years ago after attending a 4-day conference in Boston, I rented a car and drove to Providence RI for a couple of days of sampling the clubs there (my first and, so far, only time I've had the chance).

On the way, I visited Mickey's Valley View Pub and got a few dances from a young-and-charming dancer in what passes for a VIP space there. She surprised me with some light French kissing along with other fun stuff. Before I left, I did visit the restroom, but at the time it had no mirror, and I didn't really think anything of it.

When I got to Providence, I checked into my hotel room, and, glancing at my image in the mirror, I realized my mistake.

I'm an old codger with a gray (or white -- let's call it white) goatee. Except at this time, it wasn't completely white, as it carried the evidence of that light French kissing I had been engaging in earlier that afternoon with a dancer who wore bright red lipstick. The overall effect was that my facial hair was now, to a great extent, pink. I laughed as I thought about what the desk clerk was thinking when he checked me in.

I was lucky my first post-club visit that day was to a hotel and not to my home and waiting spouse.

Like I said, lesson learned.
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vajmon
2 days ago
I can explain away spike marks and wipe away lipstick. But over the years I've had two dancers that gave me a hickey (bit me). One on the shoulder was covered by my shirt. But another girl gave me a very visible one on my neck. I was single. But still got lots of questions about it from coworkers in my office. And I don't think anyone bought my bullshit story about cutting myself shaving. I should also say that I work with a bunch of prudes in puritanical Boston. So not something I wanted to draw attention to my secret hobby!
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Puddy Tat
2 days ago
^ Best wear a turtleneck. Or apply some makeup.
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vajmon
2 days ago
^ thanks for the advice Puddy. Turtleneck ok in winter but not summer. But makeup is good idea!
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Jascoi
a day ago
Glad I'm single.
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Hank Moody
a day ago
Yeah, perfume and glitter are the usual hazards. Hickeys have been the most dangerous evidence because they last a week or so. I’ve been very lucky to be able to escape those. Other ones are rug burns on my unit after vigorous lap dances. Luckily that skin heals quickly but there’s not much you can explain away if you get caught with those.
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Hank Moody
a day ago
Oh, and I had a girl in Vegas “blow” me over my t shirt. Had to throw away a favorite tee because I couldn’t bring it home covered in lipstick.
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EastCoaster
a day ago
Not quite the same thing, but I've been to a few clubs where they periodically ran 2-for-1 lap dance deals that also included a club-branded T-shirt that I was not about to bring home with me. However, at one club the giveaway was a fairly decent socket-wrench set. I kept that and made up a story about where it came from. That was more than 20 years ago, and I still smile when I use it .
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Muddy
a day ago
For us single folks we are proud of our “battle scars” (aka 8lbs of glitter still on my t shirt)
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RockAllNight
16 hours ago
Stripper glitter was very common in the 1990’s. Fortunately for me, I rarely see it now.
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