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Why is Santa always smiling?

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Musterd21
Indiana
Why is Santa always smiling?





Because he knows where all the naughty girls are.

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ilbbaicnl
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a day ago
Santa doesn't go to stripper's houses. He's afraid their boyfriends will jump him, and steal the whole bag of presents to buy more meth.
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jaybud999
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15 hours ago
I respect this.

Nobody can see under that gut and bag full of dildos.
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