Why is Santa always smiling?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls are.
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Why is Santa always smiling?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls are.
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Santa doesn't go to stripper's houses. He's afraid their boyfriends will jump him, and steal the whole bag of presents to buy more meth.
I respect this.
Nobody can see under that gut and bag full of dildos.
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