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Why is Santa always smiling?

Musterd21
Musterd21

1 yr ago · 1 min read

Why is Santa always smiling?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls are.

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ilbbaicnl

Santa doesn't go to stripper's houses. He's afraid their boyfriends will jump him, and steal the whole bag of presents to buy more meth.

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jaybud999

I respect this.

Nobody can see under that gut and bag full of dildos.

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