Heard a funny joke

gammanu95
My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
I want to die quietly in my sleep, like my grandfather; not crying and screaming like the passengers in his car.

9 comments

  • georgmicrodong
    3 months ago
    That one is as old as my grandfather. He didn't have a car until several years after he moved to this country, just after WW I.
  • Rightfield
    3 months ago
    Well I never heard it before, so it was new to me. I will repeat it.
  • gammanu95
    3 months ago
    ^👍
  • gSteph
    3 months ago
    A guy at our jam sings that with some funny verses 😄, quite amusing.
  • Puddy Tat
    3 months ago
    I actually knew someone who died behind the wheel of the car, then crashed into a funeral home.
  • goldmongerATL
    3 months ago
    I have heard that one where gramps was a bus driver.
  • nj_pete
    3 months ago
    Puddy, that is efficiency at its best!
  • skibum609
    3 months ago
    My Grandfather told me that joke in 1964. I didn't get it at 7.
  • gammanu95
    3 months ago
    Everything old is new again, even jokes. Just not Joe.
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