Heard a funny joke
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Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?
I want to die quietly in my sleep, like my grandfather; not crying and screaming like the passengers in his car.
I want to die quietly in my sleep, like my grandfather; not crying and screaming like the passengers in his car.
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last commentThat one is as old as my grandfather. He didn't have a car until several years after he moved to this country, just after WW I.
Well I never heard it before, so it was new to me. I will repeat it.
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A guy at our jam sings that with some funny verses 😄, quite amusing.
I actually knew someone who died behind the wheel of the car, then crashed into a funeral home.
I have heard that one where gramps was a bus driver.
Puddy, that is efficiency at its best!
My Grandfather told me that joke in 1964. I didn't get it at 7.
Everything old is new again, even jokes. Just not Joe.