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Heard a funny joke

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gammanu95
Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?
I want to die quietly in my sleep, like my grandfather; not crying and screaming like the passengers in his car.

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georgmicrodong
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5 months ago
That one is as old as my grandfather. He didn't have a car until several years after he moved to this country, just after WW I.
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Rightfield
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5 months ago
Well I never heard it before, so it was new to me. I will repeat it.
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gammanu95
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5 months ago
^👍
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gSteph
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5 months ago
A guy at our jam sings that with some funny verses 😄, quite amusing.
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Puddy Tat
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5 months ago
I actually knew someone who died behind the wheel of the car, then crashed into a funeral home.
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goldmongerATL
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5 months ago
I have heard that one where gramps was a bus driver.
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nj_pete
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5 months ago
Puddy, that is efficiency at its best!
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skibum609
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5 months ago
My Grandfather told me that joke in 1964. I didn't get it at 7.
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gammanu95
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5 months ago
Everything old is new again, even jokes. Just not Joe.
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