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Heard a funny joke

I want to die quietly in my sleep, like my grandfather; not crying and screaming like the passengers in his car.

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georgmicrodong
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That one is as old as my grandfather. He didn't have a car until several years after he moved to this country, just after WW I.

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Rightfield
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Well I never heard it before, so it was new to me. I will repeat it.

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TheOne&Only
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^👍

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gSteph
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A guy at our jam sings that with some funny verses 😄, quite amusing.

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goldmongerATL
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I have heard that one where gramps was a bus driver.

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nj_pete
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Puddy, that is efficiency at its best!

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skibum609
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My Grandfather told me that joke in 1964. I didn't get it at 7.

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TheOne&Only
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Everything old is new again, even jokes. Just not Joe.

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