I respect dancers (But not all of them) I respect the ones who hustle and respect money. You would be surprised how many dancers go just to get attention and fuck around.
How old is too old? The REAL question is how ugly is too ugly.
I have gotten daces from a Latina stripper who was 49. When she told me I told her it was a lie she then bet me $100 that she was 49 and I took the bet and she showed me her ID and I was blown away. I literally thought she was in her late 20's. Her body was good, no loose stomach or tits and her face was pretty. She kept in shape and was on her A game.
I have also seen dancers who are in their mid 20's who look like they are 40 (A hard 40) So age isnt a factor as much as looks and how friendly and non pushy they are. Depending on my mood I tend to like older women because they dont play around and they have enough experience to know not to fuck around.
Never trust, but do respect. They are doing a job which requires them to socialize and do other things with guys they would not otherwise associate with.
Funontheside I THINK IT WAS JUST POOR CHOICE OF STRIPPER ! I FOUND HER AT THE SHITTY TITTY IN COOPERSBURG OF ALL PLACES , THAT SAYS ALOT RIGHT OFF THE BAT , 'K" WAS SO INSISTENT ON LYING THAT SHE TURNED ME OFF TO PEOPLE IN GENERAL AND ALSO THE CONCEPT OF GOD BC EVEN A CRUEL GOD WOULD NOT ALLOW FOR SUCH AN ABOMINATION TO EXSIST! HER OLD AGE IS FINALLY CATCHING UP TO HER SO SHES EVEN MORE DANGEROUS RN PLAYING A DESPARATE GAME OF MUSICAL DICKS IN HOPES SHE WILL LAND ON SOMETHING DECENT BEFORE THEY PUT HER OUT TO PASTEUR !
This rick, like all ricks, is hip to the ways of the soul.
There are several groups of people that lack souls. People who write in ALL CAPS and people who confuse “pasture” with “Pasteur.” Unless the latter is a clever homage to the famous Pasteur ape that pioneered the science of microbiology.
Hairless apes who Start Every Word With A Capital Letter do have a soul. They are mostly harmless weirdos.
This statement only applies to hairless apes because other creatures are sensible enough to not start every word with a capital letter if they are smart enough to post on the internet. Unless they’re frickin’ zebras. I hate frickin’ zebras. None of those damn stripy horses have a soul. They make me wanna go all wildebeest on ‘em. ROAR!!!
rickthelion DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU DONT SEE MANY PEOPLE RIDING ZEBRAS ? .... BECAISE THEY ARE DANGEROUS AND UNBREAKABLE!! THEY KICK WITH MURDEROUS INTENT!!
oh I just read through your little high on the horse lecture about pastors and pastures and Pasteur!! The latter famously invented the art pasteurization!! It's what they do to milk so you don't have to suck it!! How dare you qwestshun my intelligents? I'll half you no that I am an high school gragiate!! I even did sum yewrz 2 timez to get even smarter!
Orange Ape asked => “Who is this fuckin jackwagon?”
This rick responds => I dunno, but I kinda like him. Think about it:
He understand that zebras are frickin’ assholes.
His tagline is “IM A FUN GIRL!!”
And he said “How dare you qwestshun my intelligents? I'll half you no that I am an high school gragiate!! I even did sum yewrz 2 timez to get even smarter!”
He even catalyzed a moment of Zen from Book Ape.
Maybe this rick was wrong and he is more random weirdo than soulless zebra lover. This rick has a soft spot in his heart for harmless weirdos. ROAR!!!
maybe this "random weirdo" was once a fun loving normal guy who's life was destroyed by a Narcissistic stripper and then discarded after sticking up for her while she was plotting against him the whole fucking time. But maybe just maybeshe picked the wrong person to try and hustle this time. Maybe some of the prettiest faces hide the darker of souls? Maybe I can explain easier By directing you to MY YouTube @SLIMSHEISTY AND CAUTION YOU TO LISTEN BEFORE TAKING ON GOD'S ROLE AS JUDGE??
so misterorange! Now you got a problem with me jacking off?? I'm sorry I don't get the constant intake of stripper ass you get but then to be fair I ain't been looking since the last one.
TODD Ape, you seriously need to lay off the crack. You know who regular smokes the crack? Frickin’ zebras, that’s who.
Also, remember that rage jackin’ is not good for your wang. You know who rage jacks all the time. Not male zebras if that’s where you were going. Their hooves aren’t amenable to that action. Nope, it’s Skifredo. He seems like a semi-normal demented pervert until he freaks out and rage jacks. I hear that he put some sort of polymer coating on his wang so he doesn’t remove skin with all the rage jackin’
===> "maybe this "random weirdo" was once a fun loving normal guy who's life was destroyed by a Narcissistic stripper and then discarded after sticking up for her while she was plotting against him the whole fucking time."
Could be. Or maybe you're a hypsensitive pussy who is melting down because he was stupid enough to let himself get played by a girl in her underwear.
As usual you are spot on my brother. You just can’t help some goofball apes.
I mean really, this rick feeling all charitable and thinking “yeah…this one is probably a harmless weirdo maybe I can put him on the right path with some valuable rickvice” and then he goes all apeshit with the “wah wah wah my life was destroyed by a narcissistic stripper wah wah wah” shit..
I mean really…if your life can be destroyed by a narcissistic stripper you didn’t have much of a life to begin with. Amirite or amirite? ROAR!!!
RICKTHELION I CAN TELL YOU ARE REALLY SUPERSMART !! I MEAN YOU DONT EVEN TYPE IN ALL CAPS !! I NEED SOME RICKVICE. IM IN A REAL RICKDICAMENT HERE . I REALLY RICKED UP THIS TIME MAN. THIS WILL SOUND RICKDICULIUS TO YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE PROLLY PULLIBG IN SO MUCH RICKGINA YOU DONT KNOW WHERE TO PUT IT ALL . BUT IM NOT LIKE YOU IM NOTHING RICKTACULAR JUST A DUDE . I MET A STRIPPER AND IT WAS GONNA BE JUST ANOTHER ONE NIGHT STAND WITH YET ANOTHER STRIPPER ( I. SURE YOU CAN RICKLATE TO THAT RIGHT , HAH? LOL YOU KNOW BCAUSE YOU RICKTHELION ROOOAAARRR !!! BUT I WAS DUMP AND LET RICKMOTIONS GET IN THE WAY AND SHE WAS REALLY PRETTY SO I RICKSIDENTALLY FELL IN LOVE . IM RICKSHAMED NOW BUT WHAT CAN I DO ? SHE GAVE ME A RICKRECTION AND MADE ME RICKJACULATE SO HARD . NOW SHES GONE AND I FEEL RICKJECTED AND RICKDICULED !! PLEASE HELP RICKTHELION, IMBIN A REAL RICKLE HERE !!
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How old is too old? The REAL question is how ugly is too ugly.
I have gotten daces from a Latina stripper who was 49. When she told me I told her it was a lie she then bet me $100 that she was 49 and I took the bet and she showed me her ID and I was blown away. I literally thought she was in her late 20's. Her body was good, no loose stomach or tits and her face was pretty. She kept in shape and was on her A game.
I have also seen dancers who are in their mid 20's who look like they are 40 (A hard 40) So age isnt a factor as much as looks and how friendly and non pushy they are. Depending on my mood I tend to like older women because they dont play around and they have enough experience to know not to fuck around.
... troll (and not a dancer).
There are several groups of people that lack souls. People who write in ALL CAPS and people who confuse “pasture” with “Pasteur.” Unless the latter is a clever homage to the famous Pasteur ape that pioneered the science of microbiology.
I smell “no soul” for RAP TODD. ROAR!!!
This statement only applies to hairless apes because other creatures are sensible enough to not start every word with a capital letter if they are smart enough to post on the internet. Unless they’re frickin’ zebras. I hate frickin’ zebras. None of those damn stripy horses have a soul. They make me wanna go all wildebeest on ‘em. ROAR!!!
WHOA !! ARE YOU SAYING I CANT DANCE!!?
BECAISE THEY ARE DANGEROUS AND UNBREAKABLE!! THEY KICK WITH MURDEROUS INTENT!!
Yeah right
Yellow tiger
No stripes
The latter famously invented the art pasteurization!! It's what they do to milk so you don't have to suck it!!
How dare you qwestshun my intelligents? I'll half you no that I am an high school gragiate!! I even did sum yewrz 2 timez to get even smarter!
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Well call it strike 1!!
This rick responds => I dunno, but I kinda like him. Think about it:
He understand that zebras are frickin’ assholes.
His tagline is “IM A FUN GIRL!!”
And he said “How dare you qwestshun my intelligents? I'll half you no that I am an high school gragiate!! I even did sum yewrz 2 timez to get even smarter!”
He even catalyzed a moment of Zen from Book Ape.
Maybe this rick was wrong and he is more random weirdo than soulless zebra lover. This rick has a soft spot in his heart for harmless weirdos. ROAR!!!
@SLIMSHEISTY AND CAUTION YOU TO LISTEN BEFORE TAKING ON GOD'S ROLE AS JUDGE??
Also, remember that rage jackin’ is not good for your wang. You know who rage jacks all the time. Not male zebras if that’s where you were going. Their hooves aren’t amenable to that action. Nope, it’s Skifredo. He seems like a semi-normal demented pervert until he freaks out and rage jacks. I hear that he put some sort of polymer coating on his wang so he doesn’t remove skin with all the rage jackin’
Don’t be like Fredo. ROAR!!!
Could be. Or maybe you're a hypsensitive pussy who is melting down because he was stupid enough to let himself get played by a girl in her underwear.
Anyway just spitballing here. 😉
I mean really, this rick feeling all charitable and thinking “yeah…this one is probably a harmless weirdo maybe I can put him on the right path with some valuable rickvice” and then he goes all apeshit with the “wah wah wah my life was destroyed by a narcissistic stripper wah wah wah” shit..
I mean really…if your life can be destroyed by a narcissistic stripper you didn’t have much of a life to begin with. Amirite or amirite? ROAR!!!
Rickdugan is nasty!!
AND CATCH STD !!