Addicted to the Little Dog Story. Plus $35 per lb Stone Crabs Claws . . .
jablake
Bonus round: I stop by to check out my neighbor's garage sale on the way to buy some stone crab claws. Unfortunately, for me she recommended another place where she buys them all the time. I must have asked her the price 4 or 5 times in a futile attempt to jog her memory or get a confession. She is like don't worry about it. I'm like damn straight I'm worried about it. She just gives me that look of contempt and I say ok I'll check 'em out, but I have to watch the pennies. She says she buys them all the time. They were just beautiful, but the cheapest ones were $28 a pound!!! That's out of my budget. I'm use to the $5 per pound claws just as I'm attached to the $5 dances. lol. :) She calls to ask how I like the claws and I said they were $28 a pound and that is way out of my budget. She is like you're joking right? $28 per pound she believes is cheap and it may be. They sure as hell looked mouthwatering. :)
Long live $5 a pound claws and $5 per song dances or at least until I can afford to spend more. :) I'll bet my gambling stripper buys those $35 a pound claws since she's an aficionado of stone crab claws and doesn't mind spending non-stop.
To me strip clubbing is all going frequently and hopefully getting to see and get a bunch of dances from the same hotties over and over. Who knows if I could afford the $25 per song dances I might like those even better. Oh, at least when I went those $25 songs at Tootsies were surprisingly short. If I normally buy 20, then to get the same amount of dances time wise it would be like 40 dances. OTOH, I think if a clubber isn't into buying dances Tootsies could be an extremely fun place even on a microbudget. :)
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Surprise, surprise, the dancer actually gave me the free dances without trying any sleazy shit. I didn't enjoy the dances in the least because in that club it is just a bad situation getting a "free lunch." $1 per dance? I think that would have made her very happy, but who knows. I'll repeat: a very bad situation. :(
On the dancer front, I think that you are getting the feeling that I sometimes have - that I am the only one supporting about 5 or 6 dancers; I do draw the line at listening to the little dog stories....
Depends on the size of the stone crab claw. :) The ones my neighbor was buying might have weighed 2 pounds each or $70 for a single claw. The ones I buy typically are about 4 to a pound. That is a hell of a spread especially considering that I'm not buying the small ones. In fact, they're alleged to be large and yes they are large except compared to really large.
Blue crab claws same deal, but the jumbo I haven't seen in decades. Normally, blue crab claws are small. Red tide can change that real quick. One claw might weigh as much as a half pound. Anyway, I'm getting a lot of meat without much work with the claws that I generally buy.
Times aren't good for me and I expect much worse. Not being able to spend more to help them out during slow times is depressing, but that isn't the only problem. The government is a huge problem especially for the little clubs. Sometimes the dancers see it and will even complain about what is happening and other times it is more stealth. Even before the sudden drop off the owner had made the decision to bring the club to a fairly swift halt. No, it isn't all about the money when you got the government breathing down your neck for whatever reason or reasons.