Sad, sad, sad. One of the strippers over at Angels has as of late fixated on telling stories about her little dog. As the afternoon hour approaches I feel like I need my fix of hearing her talk about her little dog. Heck, because she has told me so much about him I feel that I need to meet the little pooch to satisfy my curiousity. Damn, stripper shit. :) I was going to try and stay home, but the neighbor kids are pushing to watch the NFL draft and in fact were over at noon because they thought that is when it started.
Bonus round: I stop by to check out my neighbor's garage sale on the way to buy some stone crab claws. Unfortunately, for me she recommended another place where she buys them all the time. I must have asked her the price 4 or 5 times in a futile attempt to jog her memory or get a confession. She is like don't worry about it. I'm like damn straight I'm worried about it. She just gives me that look of contempt and I say ok I'll check 'em out, but I have to watch the pennies. She says she buys them all the time. They were just beautiful, but the cheapest ones were $28 a pound!!! That's out of my budget. I'm use to the $5 per pound claws just as I'm attached to the $5 dances. lol. :) She calls to ask how I like the claws and I said they were $28 a pound and that is way out of my budget. She is like you're joking right? $28 per pound she believes is cheap and it may be. They sure as hell looked mouthwatering. :)
Long live $5 a pound claws and $5 per song dances or at least until I can afford to spend more. :) I'll bet my gambling stripper buys those $35 a pound claws since she's an aficionado of stone crab claws and doesn't mind spending non-stop.
To me strip clubbing is all going frequently and hopefully getting to see and get a bunch of dances from the same hotties over and over. Who knows if I could afford the $25 per song dances I might like those even better. Oh, at least when I went those $25 songs at Tootsies were surprisingly short. If I normally buy 20, then to get the same amount of dances time wise it would be like 40 dances. OTOH, I think if a clubber isn't into buying dances Tootsies could be an extremely fun place even on a microbudget. :)
No little dog story today. :( Angels was completely dead and the women, a good number, were more depressed than I've ever seen them. (Dog story girl didn't want to talk at all--maybe she said 10 words including thank you.) Went to Secrets and there were only 3 dancers and they wanted to work at Angels (Angels according to these dancers and others is where the money's at). I told 'em NO, I just came from Angels and they have less customers than you! At first it was just disbelief. And, then as I started naming a few dancers and gave my "references" it was like what in the hell has happened. One of the dancers was telling me she was on "probation" i.e. should couldn't work at Angels until she served X amount of time at Secrets. I thought she going to cry. She ended up giving me some free dances that I truly didn't want. That is, imo, very dangerous and although Angels is, imo, a very positive good club (yes, it's a small dive) that treats customers right . . . Secrets has a different history and my trust of it isn't too high. I don't know if it is the location or the old timers at Angels, but the clubs are different. Secrets is supposed to be more upscale. Angels is reportedly more dangerous for dancers--high drama city.
Surprise, surprise, the dancer actually gave me the free dances without trying any sleazy shit. I didn't enjoy the dances in the least because in that club it is just a bad situation getting a "free lunch." $1 per dance? I think that would have made her very happy, but who knows. I'll repeat: a very bad situation. :(