How about a fun topic? Have you ever seen a stripper with an uncanny resemblance to a hot celeb?
The year Dawson's Creek came out, I went to St. James and saw a Katie Holmes lookalike. We had several dances and she was getting frisky, offering extras (St. James had trailers out back at that time for extras). Right at that time I ran out of cash. I wonder what it would've been like to screw Katie, or her lookalike.
The next year I was in San Francisco and went to a regular dance club. I got lucky with a barely legal hottie. We went back to my hotel room and had an incredible night. Just as I entered, I realized she looked just like an 18 year old Alyssa Milano. Charmed had just started shooting and I wondered if Alyssa had a cousin or younger sister.
My last ATF looked like Helen Hunt. My best fried and neighbor won a look a like contest at an Atlanta bar for his resemblance to Norm of "Cheers" fame.
There was a dancer who used to work at Delilah's in Philly who looked a lot like Catherine Zeta-Jones, I told her it one time and before I was halfway through the sentence she was like "Yeah, I know, I know."
Remember the movie "Harlem Nights" with Eddie Murphy? There was a black girl named Sunshine who dupes the white guy into leaving his wife and sets him up. Well. I met her yesterday or at least a look alike. She was sitting across the bar from me and every time I looked in her direction, all I saw was smiles. I had to have a table dance with her. I motioned with my finger to come on over. She did. Remember this is Atlanta. During the dance I was able to fondle her legs and ass without any objection. Even managed to give her kitty a little rub. She had nice natural firm small "C's" which she kept sticking in my face. She said that it gets better in the VIP room. I believe her. Was quoted $135 for half hour. I gotta go back. Maybe tonight.
The Hip Hugger in Kokomo has a dayshift dancer that looks a lot like Leah Remini from "The King of Queens" TV show. A little shorter and a few pounds heavier, but the hair and face is dead-on.
Back in the mid 1980's I saw a dancer at an Indianapolis club that could have passed for Heather Locklear.
A very young uneducated dancer once told me that another customer had suggested to her that she looked like "Awbrey Heartburn or some shit." Yeah, she did look at bit like Audrey Hepburn but ...
Now not only is Clubber contemplating the merits of his ability to carry FONDL's jock strap. He is thinking about biting some ass as long as he dosen't draw blood. Personally I think he will end up with a mouthful of shit which is fitting becsause he talks a lot of shit.
It's all in they eye of the beholder. There was a dancer at Crystal City Restaurant in VA that I thought looked a bit like Shania Twain. I said so on a local website, and about 50 posters followed me to tell me I was nuts.
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Oasis Goodtime Emporium, Atlanta--Andie McDowell and Vanessa Williams
Back in the mid 1980's I saw a dancer at an Indianapolis club that could have passed for Heather Locklear.
Her name at Delilah's is "Eva" for those who are interested.