I went to an AMP and got a . . . massage.

For my birthday wife treated me to an AMP visit.&nbsp; I was pretty excited until I got there and found out it wasn't THAT kind of AMP.&nbsp; Got a nice, relaxing full body massage, just no happy ending.&nbsp; Oh, well. <br type="_moz" />

6 comments

  • MisterGuy
    15 years ago
    <span style="font-size: larger;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">It happens.&nbsp; One of the ways to spot a &quot;legit&quot; AMP is if they have an extensive website, especially if they have specials for couples.&nbsp; BTW, did you really think that yer wife would let you go to one of &quot;those AMPs&quot;?&nbsp;</span></span>&nbsp; <img src="/editor/images/smiley/msn/omg_smile.gif" alt="" /><br type="_moz" />
  • samsung1
    15 years ago
    Just wondering did you ask for a happy ending or just expect one? &nbsp;Kind of like buying a lap dance...most of the time if you don't ask for anything it is just a dance..nothing more.<br />
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    There is an interesting documentary on AMPs from R.I. called Happy Endings. &nbsp;You can watch the preview:<br />
    <a href="http://www.happyendingsthemovie.com/">ht… type="_moz" />
  • samsung1
    15 years ago
    &nbsp;happy birthday by the way!
  • MisterGuy
    15 years ago
    <span style="font-size: larger;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">I actually own &quot;Happy Endings?&quot;, and it's a pretty good primer on RI AMPs &amp; how things got the way they were in RI with them.&nbsp; I still haven't got around to watching all the extras on the DVD, but the filmmaker did a great job with her documentary IMO.&nbsp; </span></span><br type="_moz" />
  • steve229
    15 years ago
    Sam,<br />
    &nbsp;&nbsp; This place turned out to be more of an upscale day spa, and my wife was getting her message a couple rooms down from me, so no, I didn't ask for a happy ending, lol!<br type="_moz" />
  • MisterGuy
    15 years ago
    <span style="font-size: larger;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">You should have had your wife come in &amp; give you the &quot;happy ending&quot;!&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="/editor/images/smiley/msn/wink_smile.gif" alt="" /></span></span><br type="_moz" />
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