For my birthday wife treated me to an AMP visit. I was pretty excited until I got there and found out it wasn't THAT kind of AMP. Got a nice, relaxing full body massage, just no happy ending. Oh, well.
I went to an AMP and got a . . . massage.
For my birthday wife treated me to an AMP visit. I was pretty excited until I got there and found out it wasn't THAT kind of AMP. Got a nice, relaxing full body massage, just no happy ending. Oh, well.
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last commentIt happens. One of the ways to spot a "legit" AMP is if they have an extensive website, especially if they have specials for couples. BTW, did you really think that yer wife would let you go to one of "those AMPs"?
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Just wondering did you ask for a happy ending or just expect one? Kind of like buying a lap dance...most of the time if you don't ask for anything it is just a dance..nothing more.
There is an interesting documentary on AMPs from R.I. called Happy Endings. You can watch the preview:
happyendingsthemovie.comhappyendingsthemovie.com
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happy birthday by the way!
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I actually own "Happy Endings?", and it's a pretty good primer on RI AMPs & how things got the way they were in RI with them. I still haven't got around to watching all the extras on the DVD, but the filmmaker did a great job with her documentary IMO.
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Sam,
This place turned out to be more of an upscale day spa, and my wife was getting her message a couple rooms down from me, so no, I didn't ask for a happy ending, lol!
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You should have had your wife come in & give you the "happy ending"!
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