OK. I cheated. I looked it up in the Urban Dictionary. A man removing his body hair. Especially the pubic area. I once asked a favorite dancer if I should do it. She replied that she demands that her "MAN" do it.Now I have tried to grow a full beard several times in my life. By the time I get to the 10th day, it starts to itch like hell and I shave. I think that if I were to shave my dick and balls that I would have to keep doing or or face that terrible itch after 10 days. Now if I was getting sex on a regular basis, I might go for it. I have never had any complaints from dancers or civilians because I was unshaved.
There's a couple approaches, a trim or completely smooth. Completely smooth means either shaving down or a Brazilian wax. Shaving probably means prickly, itchy regrowth. Brazilian waxing means going to a spa and getting the playground resurfaced. A "high and tight" trim is fast and easy with a clipper.
Arrived at (the delicate art) of 'manscaping late in the game-since I like a good rimming- from time to time have taken the razor to the nether regions @ the brown eye for squeaky clean access. The exercise itself is a high wire act auto-eroticism laced with the distinct possibility of self laceration if not emasculation. But I remain mystified by what must be the even trickier art of ball-shaving-haven't a clue how you'd go about scraping that loose bumpy sac-but the pay-off would obviously be there if all the porns I've been watching are any indication. Methinks must take some BALLS (and patience and determination) to shave dem balls. Have a feeling that (desirable as it may be) it's one of those things in life I'll never do.
I think the trick is to get someone else to do it. I got a vasectomy 30+ years ago and the nurse did the shaving. She was a "10" but I was in no mood to think about sex. So I didn't embarrass myself.
I read an article about "manscaping" in Esquire a couple of months ago. The woman who ran the salon said, "Our key concepts here are 'back, crack, and sack.'"
Reminds me of Robin Meade (morning CNN babe) one of the lustiest pieces on the Tube riffing over new airline technology that would examine your 'cracks and crevices' w/o actually revealing the bod. She couldn't stop repeating the phrase and alluding to her own as she giggled through the whole segment. She's such a bodacious (Ohio beauty winner I think)good time gurl I'm still contemplating her C&C's two and a half months later.
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(I guess that means I never have).
The very thought makes me cross my legs.