Manscaping

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Philip A. Stein
Do you? I did for the first time and love it.

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chitownlawyer
17 years ago
What are you talking about?
(I guess that means I never have).
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harrydave
17 years ago
Yes. I did a little topiary. It looks like a penis and balls.
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Book Guy
17 years ago
I plowed under all the grass on the front yard and installed feng shui dirt so I wouldn't have to mow it. Is that what you're asking about?
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shadowcat
17 years ago
OK. I cheated. I looked it up in the Urban Dictionary. A man removing his body hair. Especially the pubic area. I once asked a favorite dancer if I should do it. She replied that she demands that her "MAN" do it.Now I have tried to grow a full beard several times in my life. By the time I get to the 10th day, it starts to itch like hell and I shave. I think that if I were to shave my dick and balls that I would have to keep doing or or face that terrible itch after 10 days. Now if I was getting sex on a regular basis, I might go for it. I have never had any complaints from dancers or civilians because I was unshaved.
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wondergrl5
17 years ago
Not shaved just trimmed. LOL
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MisterGuy
17 years ago
Yea, mow the "south 40" damnit...lol...
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Philip A. Stein
17 years ago
There's a couple approaches, a trim or completely smooth. Completely smooth means either shaving down or a Brazilian wax. Shaving probably means prickly, itchy regrowth. Brazilian waxing means going to a spa and getting the playground resurfaced. A "high and tight" trim is fast and easy with a clipper.
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ralphyboy
17 years ago
Arrived at (the delicate art) of 'manscaping late in the game-since I like a good rimming- from time to time have taken the razor to the nether regions @ the brown eye for squeaky clean access. The exercise itself is a high wire act auto-eroticism laced with the distinct possibility of self laceration if not emasculation. But I remain mystified by what must be the even trickier art of ball-shaving-haven't a clue how you'd go about scraping that loose bumpy sac-but the pay-off would obviously be there if all the porns I've been watching are any indication. Methinks must take some BALLS (and patience and determination) to shave dem balls. Have a feeling that (desirable as it may be) it's one of those things in life I'll never do.
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shadowcat
17 years ago
I think the trick is to get someone else to do it. I got a vasectomy 30+ years ago and the nurse did the shaving. She was a "10" but I was in no mood to think about sex. So I didn't embarrass myself.
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MisterGuy
17 years ago
By doing what, asking for a LD? You could have been like, "Last chance to get some real shadowcat seed baby..." ;)
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chitownlawyer
17 years ago
I read an article about "manscaping" in Esquire a couple of months ago. The woman who ran the salon said, "Our key concepts here are 'back, crack, and sack.'"

The very thought makes me cross my legs.
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ralphyboy
17 years ago
Reminds me of Robin Meade (morning CNN babe) one of the lustiest pieces on the Tube riffing over new airline technology that would examine your 'cracks and crevices' w/o actually revealing the bod. She couldn't stop repeating the phrase and alluding to her own as she giggled through the whole segment. She's such a bodacious (Ohio beauty winner I think)good time gurl I'm still contemplating her C&C's two and a half months later.
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