Pussy Dust

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This rick don’t want no females with dusty pussies. ROAR!!!

Or smelly pussies for that matter. You damn dirty apes have a rather poor sense of smell but as a frickin’ lion this rick’s nose is a finely tuned instrument. If something smells gross to you imagine what it smells like to me. UCK!!!

To summarize, the sexy female should keep their pussies non-smelly and non-dusty. I think we can all agree on that! ROAR!!!

They put powder in their vages in Vegas? Good thing it doesn't snow there, they'd probably spray the roads with KY Jelly.

this is good to know. i wear black pants. the last thing i want is white powdered vag imprints on my pants after a lapping session.

^^ Libby ape, the lube on the roads idea is a good one. Imagine how much fun it would be to have a race on lubed up roads. I can see it now, a bunch of drunken degenerates speeding around over a layer of KY. Imma consider tryin’ that with a rental car. When I return the car with all sorts of damage Imma say “it was that way when I got it” and see how the person at the rental company reacts. Should be good for a laugh.

^ Good point ratdog. I’m sure you agree with the no smelly pussy rule too. We of the acute olfactory sense have to stick together, no?

I just had a rick thought… what would the Juice Ape have done with pussy powder? Chew on that thought for a bit… ROAR!!!

I was told that the Pussy Powder was one of the Kool-Aid flavors!

News to me

I thought pussy dust was just another term for stripper body glitter. Thankfully very few strippers wear glitter nowadays.

^ yeah good point - it looked good on some but how many times did I leave a club in the early 00s looking like a 2nd grader dumped their art class project on my lap.

I did some google searching and apparently it’s a gelatin capsule filled with glitter and other scents that dissolves inside the vag.

Medical experts advised against it so wonder if it quickly went out of favor