Rickland keeps on Ricking

I'm offended to have my name associated with pussy ass, penny ante bullshit like this. Gator bites and dramatic girly behavior with hotel staff? Seriously man.

When this Rick looks for trouble, it's balls to the wall fella. I'm fucking a girl in a hotel pool that isn't even open at that hour and walking out the water naked and unapologetic when the desk clerk comes to kick us out . Or I'm beating the ass of a girl with two outstanding felony warrants, who needs pain to get off, WHILE I'm plowing her from behind AND swigging Jack with my one free hand. I could go on.

This little twat isn't even in the same stratosphere. 🚀

Testify rick my brother. There’s bein’ a rick and there’s bein’ a dick. They’re different things. The manatee molester was definitely bein’ a dick. ROAR!!!

This is why you stick to Jack and Coke instead of consuming a bunch of edibles.

Yeah right, you just don't want the DDA competition for the manatees.