High Mileage in LA

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• etsutwigg222

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  a year ago

  Hollywood Blvd
• Jascoi

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  a year ago

  I think you need to be a little bit more specific than just LA. maybe you mean central downtown LA because City of industry is only like 15- 20 mi which to me is part of LA... Malibu is part of LA... I even consider Pomona as part of LA... Palmdale and Lancaster by even considered part of LA... shit i even consider San Fernando valley as part of LA... even consider Orange county as part of LA. LA in general is one big fucking place!
• Jascoi

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  a year ago

  I even consider anything north of camp Pendleton and south and west of Ventura and clear to San Bernardino andeven Palm springs and Temecula as part of LA. so if your definition of LA is just downtown where the five and the 101 and figuroa street... and valley boulevard all meet... by the 110 and the 10... koreatown...
• Jascoi

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  a year ago

  to me to say LA is all inclusive. and it's only this far on the map.
• Jascoi

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  a year ago

  but I'm guessing you really want something right around LA City Hall?
• Jascoi

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  a year ago

  so just go to sams or rhino or deja vu main. or maybe even games n dames. maybe somebody around Union station might help you. olvera Street.
• Jascoi

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  a year ago

  but you're funny saying that COI is too far.
• RiskA

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  a year ago

  A geography class probably wasn’t your goal, but they’re right: LA is big & vague & a traffic nightmare. Where you are starting from matters.
  
  To answer on substance, I don’t know the downtown clubs: parking, homeless & vibe keep me away. But I’m sure they’d meet your fairly minimal thresholds. The Hollywood/Bev Hills tourist clubs are largely a waste; tourist traps and you’ll pay 3x normal. But you have a story for when you return to Podunkville.
  
  The Gentlemans Club north of downtown & Rio south of downtown would do the job, but they’re sorta ghetto & low-end. If in West LA, try Jet Strip; maybe Bare Elegance LAX but it’s pricier.
  
  In the San Fernando Valley, Synn North Hills, Rhino Van Nuys or Blue Zebra North Hollywood (in that order). But that 405 freeway drive is hell; COI is likely easier.
  
  Pretty much any nude club can supply the mileage you seek (not “high” for LA, just standard), but the more upscale & tourist oriented the more it will cost. And not every girl everywhere; just ask beforehand, they’ll answer (or be vague enough that it’s on you if you take the risk).
• NWorth

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  a year ago

  Sorry, should have been more specific:
  I’m travelling (hence my lack of knowledge) and staying in Inglewood. Ideally, I would prefer not to go to 45-60 minutes as I’ll be Ubering. So, something a little more central would be best
• Muddy

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  a year ago

  If your Inglewood then you gotta do Bare Elegance and Jet Strip, it's right there.
  
  Honestly is probably the worst city to uber in, you might aswell just rent a car. I've had good mileage at 7th Veil, maybe walk through some Hollywood clubs that's somewhat walkable. Downtown LA is also walkable but fuck that shit. That's where skid row is, I can only imagine how bad it is right now.
  
  If you uber up to then around the San Fernando Valley or out to Orange county your going to end up paying the Uber guy more than a top of the line escort would cost.
• Muddy

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  a year ago

  <---Also use the map feature on side there.
• caseyx

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  a year ago

  I visited downtown LA for the first time this summer. Met a friend at the Central Market and did something of a walking tour on a weekend afternoon. I was surprised at how relatively nice it was, at least in the limited area that we walked around the "Historic Core" (as Google Maps labels it). No idea if it would still seem nice after dark, walking out toward where the clubs are. I don't really have any desire to find out either.
• caseyx

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  a year ago

  To the original question, I agree with Muddy. Hit up Jet Strip for what you're looking for. If the lineup isn't good you can then go to Bare Elegance, which will cost more.
• SquareCastle

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  a year ago

  Bare Elegance is definitely the gold standard and my favorite place (currently). Again, you will pay - but you’re paying for Grade A fulfillment. Good luck.
• RiskA

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  a year ago

  Then I agree, Jet Strip. Bare Elegance is about a 5 minute Uber away from Jet Strip if you feel like a marathon. Everything else not worth the Uber charges to get there.
  PS Lots of HM massage parlors within 10-15 miles of Inglewood, mostly Latina & Asian. Torrance was Ground Zero, but city pressure is hurting the scene for last year or so. Need to use one of the specialized review sites to get the latest.
• Jascoi

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  a year ago

  I was disappointed with jet strip and bare elegance is certainly not like it used to be.
• NWorth

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  a year ago

  Thank you everyone- truly appreciate the insights!!
• SneakySecret2

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  a year ago

  A little outside of Inglewood, but not too far, is Dreams in Wilmington. It’s after hours so if you don’t find what you’re looking for at Bare Elegance or Jet Strip, it’s a fun place to end the night/ early morning
• Brahma2k

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  a year ago

  LA stands out a bit more than others when it comes to geography and driving. Driving to a destination is often not measured in distance, it’s measured in time. Many big cities have standard rush hour traffic time (SJC, DC/NOVA, BOS, CHI etc). LA rush hour traffic lives on a far more wider range and 7 days a week.
• chiefwiggum

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  a year ago

  Bare Elegance was not good anytime I've been there, especially my last visit. Jet Strip was empty, but I might have been there during a shift change. To be fair, we only gave it a quick once-over because it wasn't anywhere near where were staying and it was primarily a poker trip.