Not a 2am'er but...

Who the hell steals a Chevy Equinox? If you are going to risk your freedom (or even your life if the driver is armed) can you really not find anything better than an Equinox to steal? The thieves deserves to get their ass beat by the real criminals when they get to jail.

Lol, there's a huge list out there listing stupid criminals. I suppose there weren't any Tahoe owners walking in the parking lot when the punks cruised by so they settled for what was available.

There's been multiple Kia car thefts in the Cleveland area recently, as many as a dozen a day. They're static thefts when the owners aren't around, not carjackings and going by the reports of the thieves that have been caught it's been mostly teenagers that have been stealing them. Maybe the dummies above were teens?

Back to that news report, it stated it was Friday night but it gave the time cops arrived as 10am, probably just a mistake in the report.
But the thing that really stood out to me is it never mentioned that Gatsby's is a strip club.