Ideas for adult Halloween costumes
gammanu95
Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?
Yes, I am aware this is in the front room. You can respond with your costume ideas, or you can attack mine.
I am going to dress as the Worst President Ever Costume Kit. I'll need a corpse wig - wispy white hair, thin over a spotted scalp, kind of brushed backwards like a weird combover. Cheap knockoff aviator glasses. Suit, of course. Then I'll need a large clear plastic garbage bag, with holes cut for my head and arms. Print out a big label announcing "The Worse President Ever Costumer Kit" to glue to the front, along with more labels detailing: "INCLUDES: Record high gas prices! Open borders! Dementia! Crippling inflation! Criminal brother and son!" on the back "Assembled in China with parts made in Russia."
What do you think?
I am going to dress as the Worst President Ever Costume Kit. I'll need a corpse wig - wispy white hair, thin over a spotted scalp, kind of brushed backwards like a weird combover. Cheap knockoff aviator glasses. Suit, of course. Then I'll need a large clear plastic garbage bag, with holes cut for my head and arms. Print out a big label announcing "The Worse President Ever Costumer Kit" to glue to the front, along with more labels detailing: "INCLUDES: Record high gas prices! Open borders! Dementia! Crippling inflation! Criminal brother and son!" on the back "Assembled in China with parts made in Russia."
What do you think?
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Or a toothless broke hillbilly in a republican t shirt
https://pixabay.com/illustrations/grim-r…
Wear a mumu with dildos attached to it. And a chastity belt for skibitch