Yes, I am aware this is in the front room. You can respond with your costume ideas, or you can attack mine.
I am going to dress as the Worst President Ever Costume Kit. I'll need a corpse wig - wispy white hair, thin over a spotted scalp, kind of brushed backwards like a weird combover. Cheap knockoff aviator glasses. Suit, of course. Then I'll need a large clear plastic garbage bag, with holes cut for my head and arms. Print out a big label announcing "The Worse President Ever Costumer Kit" to glue to the front, along with more labels detailing: "INCLUDES: Record high gas prices! Open borders! Dementia! Crippling inflation! Criminal brother and son!" on the back "Assembled in China with parts made in Russia."
What do you think?
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lol I just can’t wait to vote in a few days
Dress as an old man with a bottle of viagra and a social security check chasing hookers.
Or a toothless broke hillbilly in a republican t shirt
Don’t forget the orange spray tan and bag that says Saudi Money for top secret documents. Then it will be perfect.
Dress with only a speedo on and when someone asks what your costume is yiu can tell them you’re a premature ejaculator because you came in your underpants.
Why would I dress up ? I'll just be myself on Halloween.
I'm going as George Floyd.
Skibitchs wife....
Wear a mumu with dildos attached to it. And a chastity belt for skibitch
Go naked, carrying a bottle of booze and a selfie-stick. "I'm Hunter"
^ I see that having a two-bit hooker as a mom and a pedophile as a father has tainted your view of life. Maybe invent a time machine go back in time and kill them both? I can't breathe lol, so fucking funny. o
^^ That was for the child rapist Icee.
Do you have early onset dementia or are you an alcoholic?
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