Ideas for adult Halloween costumes

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gammanu95
Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?
Yes, I am aware this is in the front room. You can respond with your costume ideas, or you can attack mine.

I am going to dress as the Worst President Ever Costume Kit. I'll need a corpse wig - wispy white hair, thin over a spotted scalp, kind of brushed backwards like a weird combover. Cheap knockoff aviator glasses. Suit, of course. Then I'll need a large clear plastic garbage bag, with holes cut for my head and arms. Print out a big label announcing "The Worse President Ever Costumer Kit" to glue to the front, along with more labels detailing: "INCLUDES: Record high gas prices! Open borders! Dementia! Crippling inflation! Criminal brother and son!" on the back "Assembled in China with parts made in Russia."

What do you think?

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Tetradon
2 years ago
Derelict on a rusty old Huffy babbling about a nonexistent sex cult and trying to recruit random fatties for FRMOS and front room DATY.

Money offered is strictly a show of generosity, not payment for sex.
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Muddy
2 years ago
lol I just can’t wait to vote in a few days
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Tetradon
2 years ago
... then, after I got too close to a playground or tried to initiate FRMOS with an underage fatty, slutwear with a mop wig, red Kool-aid on my lips and cut out hole in the back of my sweats to give Bubba, Jamal and Carlos easy access to my asshole.
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Icee Loco (asshole)
2 years ago
Dress as an old man with a bottle of viagra and a social security check chasing hookers.

Or a toothless broke hillbilly in a republican t shirt
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Jasdoit
2 years ago
Don’t forget the orange spray tan and bag that says Saudi Money for top secret documents. Then it will be perfect.
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Mate27
2 years ago
Dress with only a speedo on and when someone asks what your costume is yiu can tell them you’re a premature ejaculator because you came in your underpants.
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Warrior15
2 years ago
Why would I dress up ? I'll just be myself on Halloween.

https://pixabay.com/illustrations/grim-r…

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skibum609
2 years ago
I'm going as George Floyd.
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Icee Loco (asshole)
2 years ago
Skibitchs wife....

Wear a mumu with dildos attached to it. And a chastity belt for skibitch
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how
2 years ago
Go naked, carrying a bottle of booze and a selfie-stick. "I'm Hunter"
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skibum609
2 years ago
^ I see that having a two-bit hooker as a mom and a pedophile as a father has tainted your view of life. Maybe invent a time machine go back in time and kill them both? I can't breathe lol, so fucking funny. o
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skibum609
2 years ago
^^ That was for the child rapist Icee.
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Icee Loco (asshole)
2 years ago
Do you have early onset dementia or are you an alcoholic?
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