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Sir this is a Wendy's.

Because God has made his will clear, and we ought to direct ourselves back to it. Obviously. This is not to suggest I am perfect in any manner whatsoever. I am on this website; I clearly, like you all, am not perfect.

Oops, didn't mean to submit that yet. Continued.... We arrived at Treasures - which I had elected for its fancier atmosphere immediately upon her consent - around 10pm. I decided on Treasures because the reviews had told me it was mid-mileage, and the online presence had told me it was relatively fancy. Again, $40 cover each, for a couple, did not engage in the steakhouse part of the establishment. After paying the cover and getting two drink tokens each - which were valued at $19 each, but Las Vegas pricing is indeed quite insane so a shot of Jameson cost more than that, prompting me to take another whiskey brand - after paying that cover and getting the drink tokens, we were led to a table rather near the main stage. Now, I say that, and you savvy internet researchers might think I mean the theatre-style stage at the end of the room, with a google 360 view from on top of it available. No, the Main Stage was the first one ladies performed on, in the middle of the room, with a dozen chairs around it. As some dancers have described it across the web, it's a single oval stage with a "pervert zone" all around it. Ladies go to the theatre-style stage after that one, at least from 10pm to midnight. When those ladies go to the theatre-style stage, they look bored as hell, because no one pays them any attention. Once we sat down, we were approached pretty soon by a dancer who said "hi" and then immediately asked if we wanted a dance. My amazing wife thinks and feels slowly and fully before making decisions, and after years of experience, I knew weeks and weeks ago what he response would be, even if she took the time to think about it. I told that dancer that we were not interested, she bailed, and we carried on our conversation. Another dancer appeared a few minutes after, calling herself Renee. Renee was delightful as regards talking to my first-timer wife and helping her to feel more comfortable. If anyone managing Treasures is reading this, give Renee a bonus for me. I ended up giving her a hefty tip, but she deserves a lot for how well she helped my thoroughly-processing wife process. We chatted with Renee for a while, but my wife wasn't ready for any dances, so we asked her to come back later. We were visited over the next half hour or so by about six girls, but waived off each of them. Eventually, she asked me to ask for Renee again. The waitress we had - who by the way was also smoking hot, as were all of them - didn't recognize her by name, but oddly enough, my amazing wife found her when she went to the Restroom. Then, my wife got a lapdance (floor, $20), and rather enjoyed it. We dismissed Renee to discuss: one of the most important parts of this experience was that we were in constant communication, I had told her time and time again that she had the "Abort" button to stop all dances, pay, and leave immediately, and that I would not purchase any services whatsoever without her consent. We discussed her experience (which was broadly "that was fun, but I felt so awkward") and she said I should get a dance, from a dancer she approved of. I know why she wanted approval - several reasons, all of which I love her for, none of which I'll post on here, but suffice to say they have to do with her romantic history and none of which are, to me, ridiculous. I got a dance, it was fun, but damn do I not care for fake boobs. This particular dance sent that home for me. Naturals all the way for me, for which my wife is weeeeeeeeeeell-equipped. So, she got a dance, we talked, I got a dance, we talked, she picked out a dancer on stage at the moment, handed me a few singles, and told me to ask her for a couples dance. I forget the lady's name, but we had a good single floor dance split between the two of us. At one moment, the dancer told my wife to stand up, and they both shoved their tits in my face - though obviously my wife remained clothed. That may, in fact, have been the single hottest moment of my life. I cherish it as I write this. So, my wife got a floor dance, I got a floor dance, we got a couples floor dance. The club provided a limo back to our on-strip hotel, I tipped the driver - who was far superior to the first driver - well, and we went to bed. The next night, we went to Fantasy. My wife, as a birthday present to me, had gotten us second-row tickets, which I think were perfect. First row, bad angle and high likelihood of the half-time comedy magician fucking with you. Third row, too far away to appreciate the z-axis movement of the show, and also likely to experience non-sexy audience participation. Second Row, dead center in seats 12 and 13, was perfect. I thoroughly enjoyed the show, and so did my amazing bi-curious wife. Here are my takeaways: Treasures: The dances on the floor were a little airy, but not much. I think the chairs being on rollers gave the dancers fewer options. We didn't engage in any private entertainment, but my wife enjoyed her dance relatively well, and was mostly fine with mine, until the dancer pulled out a few particular moves that simulated sex - you know, like slamming her ass on my lap a dozen times as if riding my cock. The environment is good, but it doesn't feel as fancy as the internet pictures and google 360 make it look. The lights are dimmer, there's no focus whatsoever on the statues or art, I would not pick this place for the artistic environs. The lights get low by the time we arrived, and the lights are low, making it look and feel like a slightly-above-average club. Fantasy: Someone else suggested that it was unlikely to provide any spankworthy memories. I lightly disagree - my personal fetishes meshed well, but I can see why others might not jack off to it. That said, if you are in the audience for this show and don't pop a boner even once, either you have a godly sex life, or you need to stop watching porn. Not "slow down" your porn consumption, I said "stop." Wife: She had a good time, but was close to calling it "done" after a few specific moves by a dancer. She does not mind me looking, she minds me *engaging in* the feminine of negotiable affections. Based on our lengthy conversations afterwards, I think she'd happily redo Fantasy again, or go to any other Vegas burlesque. I also think the best thing for her regarding Strip Clubs, now that we're home, is to go to one solo with a wad of cash, determined to spend it all. Regardless, she had a good time at Treasures with some hiccough elements relating to other ladies on me, thoroughly enjoyed the show to the point of having a favorite dancer vis-a-vis her own sexual attractions, which she shared with me, and did an excellent job communicating her numerous and complicated feelings on the matter with me over the next few days. So, my relationships isn't over, we didn't have a massive argument, she just experienced some elements of my sexual attractions and interests, and found herself enjoying it. So, if that's not yo' girl, that's not surprising. As @wallanon said, my wife must be a 9 or 10, because I was not in for too terribly much stuff. Will we go again? Unlikely but possible. Did she have a good time? Yes, she and her bi-curious ass did.

@herbtcat said: "And this is the MOST IMPORTANT advice I have: Do not take your wife to any strip club. It will not go well - ever." @wallanon said: "Newlywed wants to take new wife to Vegas to go to strip clubs? Either your wife is a 9 or 10 or you're in for some stuff. No matter how secure she thinks she is, Vegas clubs are like the all star circuit if you go anywhere decent." @drewcareypnw said: "Don't take your wife to a strip club, it's a bad idea. Best case scenario you have an expensive night of air dances. Worst case scenario you're into "is she hotter than me" territory or she figures out that there actually is sex in the champagne room and you are hence banned from SC's." Alright, gents, time to report in. On Friday the 3rd we checked into an on-strip hotel. It was a delightful experience. I was truly awed by the sheer scale of the architecture involved. We booked ourselves a couple tickets to Cirque du Soleil's Mystere at Treasure Island - CdS's longest-running show. It was incredible, an absolute delight, and after, we found ourselves out on the strip with some time and energy to spare. So, with a little convincing, we decided to go to a club. After all my extensive research, I picked Treasures. We got one of their free cabs - I did not purchase any of their packages, and so paid the cover for each of us, to the tune of about $40 each. The driver, before that, picked us up in a stretch SUV Limo. The ride was not terribly pleasant - every corner was difficult to handle, from the back seat. We chatted a little with the driver, ended up giving him a $20 tip - it was a free ride otherwise, after all, and I had goofed on our location when I told him we were at one hotel when we were in fact awaiting him at the next one up the strip.

Last Call, folks. We decided against anything local - my amazing wife is more interested in a Las Vegas club. In her own words, she'd rather have a "crazy, sinful Vegas experience," rather than "something just around the corner." I'm hopeful I can change her mind, but point is, we're gonna do a Vegas club. So, I'm currently staring down Treasures, Sapphires, and Crazy Horse 3. Treasures, I like for its seemingly high-end atmosphere and the opportunity to enjoy dinner before getting fully immersed in the stripclubbery. Or, rather, I expect my amazing, incredible, beautiful wife will appreciate those aspects. Note: They have a couples package or an individuals package we'd double up on, each of which I like. Individuals: Round-trip transport (from and to our hotel), VIP Admission, VIP Table, Three Premium Cocktails each, $60x2=$120; OR add some chocolate strawberries for $200. I rather learn towards the former. Chocolate is, I imagine, rather easy to come by on the Las Vegas Strip. That said, I know a dozen places to get chocolate strawberries here in PHX, just none of them in a cabaret. Still, that's $120 for six drinks, VIP Seating, and VIP admin. I understand most clubs will provide transport for free or cheap because ride shares and taxis demand a similar fee from them, so not including them in the value calc. Sapphire, I like for the immersion aspect. My wife doesn't want too much attention on her, and is worried other patrons will stare at her. From experience, I know that that's hardly the case - any time I've seen a female patron in a strip club, I've thought "huh, neat, lesbian or bi." and then ejected her from my mind. Still, it's the largest strip club around, it's got tons of dancers, and we'll have an easy time blending in. Their couples package at a cost of $225, includes "$200 beverage credit, Complimentary transportation to Sapphire, Front-of-line admission for 2 guest, No cover charge, Reserved Seating at Sapphire LV, Tax & service fee included upon checkout." I'd say the beverage credit and tax+fees even out to zero, so the transport, admission, cover, and seating are the benefits at play. Crazy Horse 3, I'm torn on, because it has excellent reviews, but its packages seem weak. Sapphire has an instagram account and google 360 views; Treasures has 360 views too, which allow me to scope a place out before arriving there. Both locations hover around $200 for a couples' package, but CH3 has "Premium Transportation to CH3, No Admission Charge, Guaranteed Main Room Seating, $50 Beverage Voucher" for one person for $69, or two people just shy of $140 (and $100 drink voucher). So, in sum: Treasures: $120 for Transport (Round Trip), quick admission, VIP table, and six drinks. Option to add some Chocolate Strawberries for another $80. Winning Edge: Refined Atmosphere. Sapphire: $225 for Transport (One Way), quick admission, VIP table, and $200 beverage credit. Winning Edge: biggest strip club, least attention on my wife, which I imagine is counteracted by our VIP seating - would greatly appreciate anecdotal experience regarding VIP seating here. Crazy Horse 3: $140 for Transportation (One Way), no cover, Guaranteed Main Room Seating, $50x2 Beverage Voucher. Winning Edge: refined exterior, strong reviews, seems the best of the three overall but not in any one category. As a reminder, my wife wants a mid-attention experience in a classy venue in which she feels comfortable expressing her girl-likes-girl side. She has stated that Las Vegas is a different thing, for several reasons, mainly that it's a place where you can say "fuck it, it's Vegas," and do things you wouldn't normally do. So, of the three, which should we visit? We're going on the Third of March, so the clock is a-ticking, folks! Last call for votes!