Favorite Age Guesses

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psycho_trick
given that it's always been a rob tactic to low-ball a guest's age, what are the best guesses you've heard?

chronologically i'm a few months from 60. with a tan and fresh coat of paint civs guess me at 40-45.

some ridiculous guesses this last month though. one was 33, and another 25 (!).
next they'll be guessing me underage and try to get me thrown out.





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psycho_trick
3 years ago
my working theory is that ultra-low guesses are actually a new twisted 'overkill' insult...or the clubs are now hiring the functionally blind.
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shailynn
3 years ago
Those black lights make everyone look hotter.
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Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
People usually think I'm in my early 20s. O still get carded at some places. I wanted to buy a bottle of wine today and didn't have my ID on me and the bitch wouldn't sell it to me.
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DeepBluesKPVP
3 years ago
People with vision issues. No one can beat the aging
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psycho_trick
3 years ago
i've settled on guessing all hoes as being 20.
yes, there are 18/19 yr old gen-z cunts that take offense at 21.

and there's my lil bitch scrub.
i'll give u a few free shots before sending u off crying to ur mommy again.
try to make them clever anyway bro.

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