given that it's always been a rob tactic to low-ball a guest's age, what are the best guesses you've heard?
chronologically i'm a few months from 60. with a tan and fresh coat of paint civs guess me at 40-45.
some ridiculous guesses this last month though. one was 33, and another 25 (!). next they'll be guessing me underage and try to get me thrown out.
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my working theory is that ultra-low guesses are actually a new twisted 'overkill' insult...or the clubs are now hiring the functionally blind.
Those black lights make everyone look hotter.
People usually think I'm in my early 20s. O still get carded at some places. I wanted to buy a bottle of wine today and didn't have my ID on me and the bitch wouldn't sell it to me.
People with vision issues. No one can beat the aging
i've settled on guessing all hoes as being 20. yes, there are 18/19 yr old gen-z cunts that take offense at 21.
and there's my lil bitch scrub. i'll give u a few free shots before sending u off crying to ur mommy again. try to make them clever anyway bro.
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