There is this dancer I've known for years. As she has gotten older she is even more a pain in the butt then when she was a newbie. She will see me and ignore me or usually she'll sit in my lap and give me a handjob and will talk about dogs and fruit. She has a small dog that probably gets the Mvick treatment sans the funeral arrangements.
So, normally I get a single dance and get rid of her because she won't give me the GFE anymore. I tried paying her for handjobs thinking that would be a nice compromise. She makes a big deal rolling her eyes and then does not only a poor job (the freeby HJs are very good), but she overcounts! I felt like slapping her, but just paid off.
Today, things were looking a lot better. We talk about her dog and the fruit. I mention Mvick and she says she's reformed since she doesn't want to go to jail or get fined. She does the nice handjob, but it seems like GFE is in my future. YES!!! :) She is really getting into the dances and her nipples are getting really elongated and her heart is running at a nice pace and she's giving excellent eye contact with her pupils getting larger. Mr. Happy is happy. :) I'm figuring I'll empty my wallet like the old times. :) Life is good. :)
The nasty bitch goes cold almost instantly and says she's had enough dances!!! :( I try some sweet talk to get her interested in selling more dances. She says NO THANK YOU. :( Collects her money coldly and walks off hitting other customers with the old wanna dance. She gets a customer on the third try and starts giving him GFE dances.
I really don't like this dancer at all, but I'm so weak it is pathetic. I keep remembering that she can do a good job. And, that she is good looking. And, that we have spent a lot of time together. But, I know she'll screw me every freaking time it seems. I'm surprise she didn't do the overcount on the dances that I bought today. Next time, I'll try and grow a little backbone and after she gives me the free HJ and asks for a dance, it will be NO more Mr. Nice Guy.


That bitch sounds like a total psycho.