A Bones Wedding? Hmmmm.

All ushers and his best man would get Viagra as a gift from the groom.

I will be his best man but I will no longer share my favorite dancers with him. Dumb ass broke the code.

The chicken dance would be replaced by 2 for 1 specials..

The Bride would slide down a pole instead of walk down thee isle.

Insted of the groom throwing the bride's garter, the men would all stuff dollar bills in it.

Instead of a band, there's be an obnoxious DJ. And the music would be too loud.

There'd be ugly bouncers making sure the guys kept their hands at their sides while dancing.

"mentioning how he is close to going over the deep end for the 42-year old spinner from Columbus" - close to her, yes, can't get any closer, but deep end???? I seriously doubt that would ever occur! There's still too much strange out there I've haven't tasted yet!!! Kid in a candy store environment..... like the M&Ms, Milk Duds, Hershey---NO, forget that one! No Hershey Highway for me! Still got many flavors to choose from!!

shadowcat - You WOULD be my best man, but ain't thinkin' 'bout breaking THE code, if ever! So, better keep sharing those HOTTIES, just better have them cleaned up if you go first!!!! That 'fish' smell along with my Curve cologne does not mix well together!!

I know CT is just having fun with this topic.

Here would be my wedding preferences:

1) Ushers & best men would be complimented with packs of Viagra! (thanks greg) great idea.
2) Brides maids would be complimented with hygiene sprays and a dildo.
3) Brides maids would wear bikinis or be topless (thanks CT)
4) "Scarlet & Gray" (Grey Goose & Red Bull) would be served by that name in honor of the OSU Buckeyes! (thanks again CT)
5) Open bar for the guys; Cash bar for our gals, drink prices ranging from $10 shots all the way up to $500 bottles of champaigne!
6) Garter would be stuffed with dollar bills (thanks FONDL)
7) Bouncers for security would be present, but BLINDFOLDED!
8) A DJ would be present with a gagball in his mouth!
9) During the reception dance, inflated condoms would fall from the ceiling.
10) After the topless and thonged dance of the newlyweds, all others would be invited to join the dance floor in any desired fashion (clothing optional)
11) Wedding guests would be invited to view the honeymoon evening, with the bride & groom being on a round rotating bed, and the guests permitted in lockable peep boothes with an open window surrounding the bed, to view and throw tips! Booth entry cost=$20-----Tips=$20----Watching the newly married couple frolick on the wedding bed?-----UNTHINKABLE!! P.S. All bothes must be cleaned up by occupants!!!!

This short lived topic was fun & enjoyable, although like Larry the Cable Man would state, "GIT 'ER DONE!", but like Dr Laura says, Now, go do the right thing.

Uncle Bones Quote of the Day: Enjoy & live life daily to its fullest! Tomorrow, you may wake up and find you are not able to attain anymore HARD-ONS!

Bones, I can't ever imagine a day where you don't wake up with a hard on...LOL That would be a sign the end of the world is near...

LOL@<evilcyn>. You had me 'pegged' a long time ago sweets! Come to think of it.... I did wake up with another hard-on this morning, probably because when I went to sleep, I was thinking about my UPcoming visit! *lick*

I'm going to bring a printout of this topic with me for laughs.

Bones: If you ever have a wedding as described above, you BETTER invite ME!!! Hell, I think you could charge a cover for that shindig! Kind'a puts a new spin on the old reception tradition of the "dollar dance".... I'm sure the line for THAT would be out the door and around the block!

Instead of the wedding march, they would play "I'm In Love With a Stripper."

sick o dat song

Play "I'm In Love With A Stripper" for the wedding march.
Play "I Touch Myself" for the bride/groom dance! LOL

Doug - You know you had better be at that wedding!

Play "A little bit o' Monica in my life" (the mambo song that goes through about a zillion girls' names) for the DAY AFTER the wedding ... :)