A Bones Wedding? Hmmmm.
ClevelandTom
Ohio
Okay, Bones started all of this with his "Have you ever considered marrying a dancer?" thread and then mentioning how he is close to going over the deep end for the 42-year old spinner from Columbus.
This begs me to ask. . . what would a Bones wedding be like if he married his current Columbus favorite? I guess I am more interested in what the reception would be like, especially considering it would probably have to be held at the PP in South Carolina.
Have at it boys (and girls of course). Throw out your observations.
My thought. . .
With the brides side being heavy in dancers and Bones side being either dancers or TUSCL members, I'm sure there is going to have to be a VIP room where $5 dances are available.
Red Bull will be served instead of champagne.
The bridesmaids won't wear dresses. . . it'll be more like a bikini top and a thong.
Cash bar. $2 beer for the guys but the drinks for the girls will run $8.
I am eagerly awaiting the other observations of the board.
This begs me to ask. . . what would a Bones wedding be like if he married his current Columbus favorite? I guess I am more interested in what the reception would be like, especially considering it would probably have to be held at the PP in South Carolina.
Have at it boys (and girls of course). Throw out your observations.
My thought. . .
With the brides side being heavy in dancers and Bones side being either dancers or TUSCL members, I'm sure there is going to have to be a VIP room where $5 dances are available.
Red Bull will be served instead of champagne.
The bridesmaids won't wear dresses. . . it'll be more like a bikini top and a thong.
Cash bar. $2 beer for the guys but the drinks for the girls will run $8.
I am eagerly awaiting the other observations of the board.
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The Bride would slide down a pole instead of walk down thee isle.
Instead of a band, there's be an obnoxious DJ. And the music would be too loud.
There'd be ugly bouncers making sure the guys kept their hands at their sides while dancing.
shadowcat - You WOULD be my best man, but ain't thinkin' 'bout breaking THE code, if ever! So, better keep sharing those HOTTIES, just better have them cleaned up if you go first!!!! That 'fish' smell along with my Curve cologne does not mix well together!!
I know CT is just having fun with this topic.
Here would be my wedding preferences:
1) Ushers & best men would be complimented with packs of Viagra! (thanks greg) great idea.
2) Brides maids would be complimented with hygiene sprays and a dildo.
3) Brides maids would wear bikinis or be topless (thanks CT)
4) "Scarlet & Gray" (Grey Goose & Red Bull) would be served by that name in honor of the OSU Buckeyes! (thanks again CT)
5) Open bar for the guys; Cash bar for our gals, drink prices ranging from $10 shots all the way up to $500 bottles of champaigne!
6) Garter would be stuffed with dollar bills (thanks FONDL)
7) Bouncers for security would be present, but BLINDFOLDED!
8) A DJ would be present with a gagball in his mouth!
9) During the reception dance, inflated condoms would fall from the ceiling.
10) After the topless and thonged dance of the newlyweds, all others would be invited to join the dance floor in any desired fashion (clothing optional)
11) Wedding guests would be invited to view the honeymoon evening, with the bride & groom being on a round rotating bed, and the guests permitted in lockable peep boothes with an open window surrounding the bed, to view and throw tips! Booth entry cost=$20-----Tips=$20----Watching the newly married couple frolick on the wedding bed?-----UNTHINKABLE!! P.S. All bothes must be cleaned up by occupants!!!!
This short lived topic was fun & enjoyable, although like Larry the Cable Man would state, "GIT 'ER DONE!", but like Dr Laura says, Now, go do the right thing.
Uncle Bones Quote of the Day: Enjoy & live life daily to its fullest! Tomorrow, you may wake up and find you are not able to attain anymore HARD-ONS!
I'm going to bring a printout of this topic with me for laughs.
Play "I Touch Myself" for the bride/groom dance! LOL
Doug - You know you had better be at that wedding!