Too Fat
Musterd21Indiana
I worked with a guy who didn’t like fat chicks. So much so if he got a fat waitress he was down right rude to them. He went to a strip club and got thrown out for being rude to one of the bigger dancers. (I thought she was nice).
Well about a week later he goes to this party at a coworker’s house. He gets really drunk and takes this fat girl up to one of the bedrooms. When he wakes up the next morning with this big girl in his arms he is mortified. He try’s to slip out of bed and disturbed her. She rolled over and puked in his new very expensive dress shoes.
He came to work complaining about it. Had he not said anything only a few at the party would have known. But with his ranting about it everyone knew.
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last commentThat reminds me, a few years back I got pulled over by FHP and the Trooper approached my vehicle asked for license and insurance card, then he asked if I had been drinking, my reply was why is there a fat chick in the backseat, he started laughing so hard he told to go ahead and handed me back my papers, no tickets all s good.
The guys who hate on fat chicks the loudest usually are the ones who want to fuck them most
I like bigger girls with nice curves when I'm drunk. I mean nice big not fat
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Oh yeah I've always been attracted to thicker women. I find a soft tummy attractive especially if it comes with big natural tits.
Kate Upton is one of my all time favorite models. She's not fat, but definitely not a size zero either.
Some of my skinniest friends were the biggest chubby-chasers. It always blew my mind that these 30-inch waist guys were always with girls who never touched a salad in their life. Thats not to say that I never put on the beer goggles, but I can count those occasions on one hand.
Shouldn't be rude to women like that.
SJG
Fatty and Skinny went to bed, Fatty rolled over and Skinny was dead
Fucking a fat chick is like riding a moped... Fun to ride till your friends see you on her
^ Shouldn't talk like that.
SJG
^shouldn't talk
^ Shouldn't talk like that.
SJG
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Fat girls and drugs. Just say No !
^^^^ Some a little bit fat are really cute.
SJG
I tend to like curvy girls. A soft belly and some cushion on the ass is no problem for me.
But there comes a point where it morphs from curvy to downright sloppy, like the girl has gone off the rails. When her belly is spilling over or distended far past where her titties end, no bueno. When she is so big that she develops that "fat girl flat ass" because the fat on her back and upper legs is merging with her ass, no good.
I'll readily admit that I don't have a lot of patience for obese dancers like those I described above. I never tip an obese dancer a nickel, even when one of her fellow dancers is entertaining me and trying to drum up a stage tip for the biggun. If they try to approach, I shoo them away quickly. I won't subsidize or coddle girls who shouldn't be taking their clothes off for a living. If she wants to earn good money as a stripper, then she should put down the fucking snack cakes and work to get into a shape that guys want to see.
I fucked a fat girl once. For a fat girl she didn't sweat much. :)
I have no issue fucking girls who are a bit overweight. It’s all good in my view. As long as they enjoy it too - it’s a great time.
This reminds me of one night when I was clubbing in DC. I first went to Archibalds - as it was close to my hotel. They were only doing stage dances, and you could pay the dancer to sit with you. I punted and hit a different club, farther from my hotel. I paid some more to go to the upstairs lounge, thinking it would be more intimate and more hands on. It wasn’t. One chubby dancer stopped at my table and asked why I was alone - and I asked if there were extras available. She gave me a look like I had just insulted her! She informed me that they don’t do that here, and I could pay her to sit with me while she ordered dinner and drinks (for her). I declined and told her that sounded too much like marriage.
sorry icey. she’s fat.
The heavier the girl the better the bj - just sayin
I've read that, if you strap a bunch of guys to boner detectors (yeah, a thing), and show them gay porn, the ones who claim to hate gayness the most are the ones who do the most tent pitching. Sounds like your co-worker has the same deal with BBWs.