Too Fat
Musterd21
Indiana
I worked with a guy who didn’t like fat chicks. So much so if he got a fat waitress he was down right rude to them. He went to a strip club and got thrown out for being rude to one of the bigger dancers. (I thought she was nice).
Well about a week later he goes to this party at a coworker’s house. He gets really drunk and takes this fat girl up to one of the bedrooms. When he wakes up the next morning with this big girl in his arms he is mortified. He try’s to slip out of bed and disturbed her. She rolled over and puked in his new very expensive dress shoes.
He came to work complaining about it. Had he not said anything only a few at the party would have known. But with his ranting about it everyone knew.
Well about a week later he goes to this party at a coworker’s house. He gets really drunk and takes this fat girl up to one of the bedrooms. When he wakes up the next morning with this big girl in his arms he is mortified. He try’s to slip out of bed and disturbed her. She rolled over and puked in his new very expensive dress shoes.
He came to work complaining about it. Had he not said anything only a few at the party would have known. But with his ranting about it everyone knew.
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Kate Upton is one of my all time favorite models. She's not fat, but definitely not a size zero either.
SJG
Fucking a fat chick is like riding a moped... Fun to ride till your friends see you on her
SJG
SJG
Miles Davis Electric
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SJG
But there comes a point where it morphs from curvy to downright sloppy, like the girl has gone off the rails. When her belly is spilling over or distended far past where her titties end, no bueno. When she is so big that she develops that "fat girl flat ass" because the fat on her back and upper legs is merging with her ass, no good.
I'll readily admit that I don't have a lot of patience for obese dancers like those I described above. I never tip an obese dancer a nickel, even when one of her fellow dancers is entertaining me and trying to drum up a stage tip for the biggun. If they try to approach, I shoo them away quickly. I won't subsidize or coddle girls who shouldn't be taking their clothes off for a living. If she wants to earn good money as a stripper, then she should put down the fucking snack cakes and work to get into a shape that guys want to see.
This reminds me of one night when I was clubbing in DC. I first went to Archibalds - as it was close to my hotel. They were only doing stage dances, and you could pay the dancer to sit with you. I punted and hit a different club, farther from my hotel. I paid some more to go to the upstairs lounge, thinking it would be more intimate and more hands on. It wasn’t. One chubby dancer stopped at my table and asked why I was alone - and I asked if there were extras available. She gave me a look like I had just insulted her! She informed me that they don’t do that here, and I could pay her to sit with me while she ordered dinner and drinks (for her). I declined and told her that sounded too much like marriage.