I worked with a guy who didn’t like fat chicks. So much so if he got a fat waitress he was down right rude to them. He went to a strip club and got thrown out for being rude to one of the bigger dancers. (I thought she was nice). Well about a week later he goes to this party at a coworker’s house. He gets really drunk and takes this fat girl up to one of the bedrooms. When he wakes up the next morning with this big girl in his arms he is mortified. He try’s to slip out of bed and disturbed her. She rolled over and puked in his new very expensive dress shoes.
He came to work complaining about it. Had he not said anything only a few at the party would have known. But with his ranting about it everyone knew.
That reminds me, a few years back I got pulled over by FHP and the Trooper approached my vehicle asked for license and insurance card, then he asked if I had been drinking, my reply was why is there a fat chick in the backseat, he started laughing so hard he told to go ahead and handed me back my papers, no tickets all s good.