How did this not happen in Flori-duh?

Tetradon
I'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
A meth fueled squirrel named Deeznutz

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2019…

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twentyfive
3 years ago
That’s a three year old story
Tetradon
3 years ago
^ So what, the fact that it happened at all is hilarious.
twentyfive
3 years ago
^ not as funny as if it happened in Florida 😂😂😂😂😂😂
twentyfive
3 years ago
Not as funny as reading three year old copies of USA Today
😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷
gammanu95
3 years ago
"As for Deeznutz, authorities say he couldn't be tested for meth and has been released."

What the actual fuck?
Cashman1234
3 years ago
Deezenuts is going to be looking for a new supplier. I hope he can find a dealer who accepts nutz as payment.

If that guy only put his efforts into a legitimate pursuit, rather than allegedly training a squirrel to attack, he could have found decent employment with Radio Shack -

Once the article mentioned America’s Best Value Inn, I knew the dude was guilty. I used to meet a stripper for OTC at the Reading, Pa America’s Best Value Inn, and it was primarily occupied by tweakers. I made that stripper walk across the parking lot wearing only heels one morning after. She tried to act mad, but she was an exhibitionist who loved that shit.
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