A meth fueled squirrel named Deeznutz
How did this not happen in Flori-duh?
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Jump to latest^ So what, the fact that it happened at all is hilarious.
^ not as funny as if it happened in Florida 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not as funny as reading three year old copies of USA Today 😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷
"As for Deeznutz, authorities say he couldn't be tested for meth and has been released."
What the actual fuck?
Deezenuts is going to be looking for a new supplier. I hope he can find a dealer who accepts nutz as payment.
If that guy only put his efforts into a legitimate pursuit, rather than allegedly training a squirrel to attack, he could have found decent employment with Radio Shack -
Once the article mentioned America’s Best Value Inn, I knew the dude was guilty. I used to meet a stripper for OTC at the Reading, Pa America’s Best Value Inn, and it was primarily occupied by tweakers. I made that stripper walk across the parking lot wearing only heels one morning after. She tried to act mad, but she was an exhibitionist who loved that shit.
That’s a three year old story