Cinderella - The Real Story

Array
Pennsylvania
Thursday, November 18, 2021 3:35 AM
Cinderella had everything she needed to go to the ball except one thing - a tampon. The fairy godmother came through and provided one but warned Cinderella. “Be home by midnight or it will turn into a pumpkin.” Midnight came and went, but Cinderella did not return. When she finally returned home hours later she was the same slender beauty she had been before. She explained that she had been with a man. His name was Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater.

7 comments

If the glass slipper fit perfectly, how did it fall off in the first place?
goldmongerATL
3 years ago
It's a lot easier being a fairy godmother nowadays. You just bring em a pair of pleasers and a g-string and teach em to say "age is just a number". The Prince had a foot fetish and Cinderella won his heart by indulging him. His drool made the shoe slip off.
ilbbaicnl
3 years ago
Anyone know what Cinderella said when she got to the ball?
EndlessSummer
3 years ago
Nothing.... She just gagged a little 😁
EndlessSummer
3 years ago
Cough Choke Gag
twentyfive
3 years ago
I like the way you think you have a beautiful mind 😜
twentyfive
3 years ago
LMAO! A beautiful mind indeed! 😆😂💋
ATACdawg
3 years ago
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