Cinderella - The Real Story
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Cinderella had everything she needed to go to the ball except one thing - a tampon. The fairy godmother came through and provided one but warned Cinderella. “Be home by midnight or it will turn into a pumpkin.” Midnight came and went, but Cinderella did not return. When she finally returned home hours later she was the same slender beauty she had been before. She explained that she had been with a man. His name was Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater.
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last commentIf the glass slipper fit perfectly, how did it fall off in the first place?
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It's a lot easier being a fairy godmother nowadays. You just bring em a pair of pleasers and a g-string and teach em to say "age is just a number".
The Prince had a foot fetish and Cinderella won his heart by indulging him. His drool made the shoe slip off.
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Anyone know what Cinderella said when she got to the ball?
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Nothing....
She just gagged a little
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Cough Choke Gag
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I like the way you think you have a beautiful mind 😜
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LMAO! A beautiful mind indeed! 😆😂💋
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