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Cinderella - The Real Story

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Array113212

Pennsylvania

4 yrs ago · 1 min read

Cinderella had everything she needed to go to the ball except one thing - a tampon. The fairy godmother came through and provided one but warned Cinderella. “Be home by midnight or it will turn into a pumpkin.” Midnight came and went, but Cinderella did not return. When she finally returned home hours later she was the same slender beauty she had been before. She explained that she had been with a man. His name was Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater.

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goldmongerATL

If the glass slipper fit perfectly, how did it fall off in the first place?

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ilbbaicnl

It's a lot easier being a fairy godmother nowadays. You just bring em a pair of pleasers and a g-string and teach em to say "age is just a number".

The Prince had a foot fetish and Cinderella won his heart by indulging him. His drool made the shoe slip off.

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EndlessSummer

Anyone know what Cinderella said when she got to the ball?

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EndlessSummer

Nothing....

She just gagged a little

😁

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twentyfive

Cough Choke Gag

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twentyfive

I like the way you think you have a beautiful mind 😜

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ATACdawg

LMAO! A beautiful mind indeed! 😆😂💋

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