Cinderella - The Real Story

Cinderella had everything she needed to go to the ball except one thing - a tampon. The fairy godmother came through and provided one but warned Cinderella. “Be home by midnight or it will turn into a pumpkin.” Midnight came and went, but Cinderella did not return. When she finally returned home hours later she was the same slender beauty she had been before. She explained that she had been with a man. His name was Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater.