Do you have golden penis syndrome?

I’m too old to have GPS but I do have BBAS
(Big Bank Account Syndrome)

It's not a syndrome, it's a way of life.



(59.5% of college students are female??? I wanna go back to school!)

I mean, if women in college strongly prefer men with college degrees over men without college degrees, it isn't mens' faults. We have zero control over what women find attractive.

There's some New York bias there. NYC has always had a high female:male dating ratio. If you have any social skills, you can clean up.

Other places it's tilted the other way. My friends in Denver and San Jose call them "Menver" and "Man Jose."

And the female to male ratios get even larger with advancing age. Now if I just found octogenarians sexy!

Shadowcat: How old are you? The strippers still find you sexy; or is it just your wallet that they find sexy?

Military Bases and Tech cities, Sausage fests.

College campuses, goldmine.

The article mentions there being 3 women for every 2 men in Manhattan. But it’s actually 3 women for 2 men - and 1 of those men is also looking for a man!

Being a straight young guy in Manhattan - with an education - and an apartment - is a very nice place to be!

Seems like the typical dumb thinking that you get from bottom-feeding news outlets like the Post. There is just less pressure on people to get married now. You don't worry as much about jeopardizing your relationship if you're not looking for permanent anyway. Chicks perhaps behave better cause the odds are less they can have enjoyable hookups, and dudes don't get slut-shamed except by RandomMember. Chicks also seem relatively more likely to wanna pop out some rugrats, and prefer to do it in a two-parent home. But I think many bio-clock-ticking chicks are switching to a strategy of oh baby you don't need a raincoat, if you can afford a Lambo. Then, you drive off in Hyundai.

Electronman - I'll be 80 in January. I live in a senior citizen subdivision (55+). I think females outnumber men 3 or 4 to one. Most of them younger than me but I prefer the company of strippers. They find me cool and not looking as old as I am. I'm sure my money helps.

It's not about the number of women. Its about the number of women attracted to you.

You can watch college women clearing their car mechanic's lien on pornhub. In reality, college men who majored in liberal arts are home along on Saturday night, wanking to it. The ones with a nerd major are dropping their 6-figure salaries in strip clubs.

Many strippers told me I have the best dick they've ever seen, so I'm good with that.

And they're just tricks... money doesn't change their social retardation

@misterorange how much money did you have in your hands as they said that? 300, 500, or 1k?

My TPS keeps me from having GPS
(tiny penis syndrome)

From the article: "The term was purportedly coined by frustrated female students at Sarah Lawrence College in upstate New York — where three-quarters of all enrollees are the fairer sex."

Sounds like a bunch of unshaven, chubby feminazis, majoring in Lesbian Dance Theory, upset that guys coming out of pandemic hubernation are ignoring them for the smelly, entitled, boring, bitches that they are.

At current prices, my golden penis is worth about $0.047

@cashman dont hype it up. A lot of these women in Manhattan will judge you on a lot of criteria before they even consider entertaining you. First is the skin color, then it's the job/education. Then it's your possessions. You bypass all of this if you seem inordinately flashy in wealth. I'm talking watches, nice flashy recognizable cars, etc. Even the women that claim "I dont care what car he drives" will turn their heads abashed in your direction. Articles like this are just blowing smoke otherwise.

I forgot height too. That is actually the first on the list. Sometimes it could make or break their decisions.

I find the opposite to be true. I go out of my way to not flex and it never stopped me from getting women or being noticed. I prefer it

^^^ yeah icee it sure seems like you prefer to flex with dudes on TUSCL.

LOL weird flex, bruh. 🤭🤡