Inkster / Romulus/ Dearborn debriefing
I spent a week in Detroit for work. Had little free time to , ahem.... explore.I could repeat a review for each place.... but I'll just give a recap.
I'll start with the losers.
HENRY VIII North
I stopped by one afternoon 4pm ish
Parking free
$10 cover
$7 budweiser
Smoke level 8/10
Stage review started after I ordered a beer. I'm sorry, but these girls were all either too old or too heavy for me. I had high hopes after recent reviews..... but alas, no. Truth be told, I didn't even finish my beer. I was short on time, and the prospects were essentially zero ( unless there was a diamond in the rough already in the back)
Next up..... Bogarts
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Yeah, that would have been rejected for Not Enough Details if you had submitted it for a Review. Although you told me what I needed to hear.
Parking is free
$10 cover
Beer $7.75?
I stopped here early evening on night. Day shift must have been just ending, night shift just getting started. Sat at the bar and watched the room. I was hungry, so I ate some dinner - surprisingly the food is good here. That’s about the end of the positives for this stop. I guess I keep hoping to see a gem like 2018 Kelly again, but still no. I was approached several times by women that were not my type. About half the dancers were white. I’m guessing many of them were pushing 40 years old. Most of them weigh more than I do. Tori is still there. I think this was the only time I’ve been in here that she didn’t come up to me. Maybe she recognized me?
Now onto the winners.
BT’s ( Dearborn )
Daytime cover was FREE, Night was $20
Valet $8
Booth seating during the day is free. I sat at a table at night.
Beer $8, but a bucket of 5 beers was $20. A tequila shot for a dancer was $32. Yes, 1 shot.
Food was OK here.
Mild smoke.
Overall I’d say the dancer quality here has improved a bit. Nice blend of whites, latin, AA, some middle eastern. More athletically fit than I’ve seen here. They are mostly younger. Of the 3 I connected with, they were 19, 20 and 24 ( If you believe dancers tell you the truth about age)
You ever have one of those days at the club when you realize you arrived just a little too late, and all the hotties are already cuddled up with a regular or already too busy to get their attention ? Well this was NOT one of those trips for me. On my first afternoon stop here there was a tiny athletic spinner, mixed? but she looks Caucasian from a distance. Body like an Olympic gymnast. She put on one of the most impressive pole shows Ive seen in a while. She was hanging upside down spinning and using her hands to push off the floor to gain speed. Made me dizzy watching her.
After buying her a couple drinks we had some fun in the back. $20 entry fee for the booth. Then she tells me she’s only 19.
The booths here are good. Nice bench seating and a full length mirror, if you like to watch the action from another view.
The second and third stop here were also wins. The 24 year old was probably a mixed race girl as well. Maybe Asian mix? Sort of a Kardashian mixed with Demi Moore. In all honesty she is one of the most amazing looking women I’ve ever seen. Tall, slender, perky tits. Long dark hair. Sexy face and fuckme eyes. I’m hesitant to ever score anyone a perfect 10. I’m scoring a half point deduction for the ankle monitor she had to wear. Solid 9.5. She was a bit awkward with conversation, but when you are smoke show hot - you probably don’t need to say much.
The 20 year old was a strawberry blonde basic white girl , girl next door kind of look. All 3 girls provided excellent enthusiastic service.
BTs definitely has upped its game compared with prior trips. Is it going to be a consistent competition for FC or LS? Maybe. I used to consider BTs in the same mid tier as Cricket, but Im going to say they are at least in the upper tier conversation now.
Valet is $8
$25 cover ( free on day shift)
I didnt even ask about a booth. Stage side tables and sitting at the bar are actually pretty good here if you’re by yourself.
VIP toll is now $25 per trip.
Inflation has hit FC all around, unfortunately
Beer was $9. Everything is just a little more expensive at FC
Girls are still hot. Mostly young. Mostly white. Even day shift. In true PL fashion, I went for lunch one day and made it for opening roll call at noon sharp. They paraded out 9 dancers, which is impressive for a day shift for that many dancers to be there that early. I saw 2 girls yawning on the stage during that cattle call.
Food is pretty good here. It was actually the only chef to prepare a medium rare steak actually medium rare and not over-done.
I made 3 stops here over the week. Re-connected with a couple old favorites that are still around. Met a couple nice new ones.
One thin blonde is a doppelgänger for Ashley Tisdale. She says she’s from Vegas, but recently moved to Miami. Apparently the manager at FC asks her to come up when they are low on girls? Again, if you believe what dancers are telling you. Either way, she was hot and had a hard body, great tits and an ass to die for. She said she was 24.
Recognized wiffle waffle (or whatever she goes by here now) I even generously tipped her when she was on-stage. She gave a half hearted smile and mentioned something about being tired. Then didn't even come over to chat.
Also, interesting rule that dancers can't chew gum? En route to the vip booth one girl got caught and the vip door keeper insisted she spit it out. Apparently dancers were ruining the carpeting when they needed to quickly dispose of gum to give head. She said it's a $100 fine.
Pro tip.... if you have a choice in your vip booth, just as you pass the vip upstairs bar there is a room with a larger couch. If you need the room to spread out a bit. It is closer to the bar, so maybe not the best if you ( or your dancer ) are loud during your session.
LS to follow
Great summaries so far!
Valet is $7
No cover day shift , $20 at night
Beer is still $7 and food specials are still cheap and pretty good.
Inflation hits downstairs. The vip booths here are considerably smaller than FC and BT. But now LS charges a $20 toll each time you enter. And the backroom? That is now $40 per entry. I used to spend the $20 to get that backroom, but 40 is steep. Yes I still spent it. I prefer the full size sofa.
Other than the vip entry, I have very few complaints with LS.
Dayshift talent was a bit of a step down from what I remembered. From early 20s to late 30s dancers during the day, younger at night. A few athletic fit hard bodies, a few more plump. Day shift I'd say the girls were 6 to 8 range. Night shift sprinkled In a few 9s. Dayshift here could sure benefit if Jenna came back.
Last couple times I'd been in town, this was my new favorite. Still a strong contender.
Not that most of us care about anything other than the dancers, but I will say the LS staff is and always has been very courteous and accommodating to me. For example one early afternoon I stopped in, and no bouncer but there was a new? Lady At the door. No cover charge, but when I told her I'd sit at a booth she charged me $20 ( it had always been free in the past, but I figured it was just another aspect of inflation). Half an hour later, she brings me my $20 back and says sorry she was mistaken that there is no charge on days.
8 days in Motown
14 visits to sc
10 trips to vip
47 beers
60mg Cialis
9 different strippers in vip
( did one twice )
8 of the 9 started with cbj
1 of the 9 asked for payment up front
5 offered their text for otc next time
200 lowest requested vip (no argument)
600 highest requested.
500 highest paid.