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2 weeks ago

Coitus Interruptus

I was just at one of my local houses of ill repute. One that has really hot girls with 15 & 30 minute rooms where very illicit things happen. No matter how hard the girl tries, I'm just not gonna make it happen in 15 minutes so I always go for the 30 minute option. The cost is only about 50% more for double the time. Then you negotiate with the girl on top of the cost of the room. Pretty standard VIP session in Florida.

We get a corner room that has all kinds of privacy and are getting busy. This girl is hot and doing all the right things. We're about halfway thru our time, and I hear the bouncer yell something. My girl yells back and gets up. I look at her and ask what is going on. She says he is saying it;s time. WTF ???? I paid for 30 minutes.

Now these rooms are private so I am totally naked. So I put on my shirt and shorts and go out there. I walk up to the gatekeeper and say, Hey I paid for 30 minutes. He looks at me and says. "I wasn't calling for you. I wasn't calling time for the room next to you. " The openings of the rooms are fairly close to each other. DAMN.

The mood had kinda disappeared. But my girl was a good spirit and went back to her work. But we had to find a new condom. She had to get me ready again after a few minutes. But it definitely made the session less enjoyable.

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Studme53

That sucks. Any other customer service industry venue they would have apologized and given you credit or refund. Not the case for whores

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Baristafan

If I book 30 I am done in 5. If I book 15 it takes 20.

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Warrior15

@Studme53 You do realize I was at a strip club, right ? Although some might question the activity that goes on inside the clubs that I frequent.

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PhantomGeek

The bouncer couldn't yell the girl's name, just to make sure the right one was interrupted?

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funonthaside

I would have continued and waited for a knock at the door, and not worried about it, particularly if you knew time wasn't up, and even if it were, and you close to being done, I would have continued.

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Jascoi

I think a correction is needed on a line from the bouncer. It’s not “I wasn’t calling time for the room next to you.” I think it should be “I WAS calling time for the room next to you.”

I know I’m guilty of this too, but we must proofread before posting. But of course Siri/Alexa/AI kong still change that…

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Jascoi

And seri just did it to me on that last sentence of mine…😵‍💫

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Warrior15

@Jascoi Very true. The bouncer was yelling at the room next to me.

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Manuellabore

Bouncer should have called out the dancer's name, but it's unfortunate that the dancer jumped right up to shut things down. I'm no Marathon Man like Warrior. I'm more like Baristafan and typically book more time than I need just to make sure I don't run out of time. However, I've been in similar situations where time gets called (legitimately) while we're in the middle of things, and just powered through with the dancer to try to finish up. The bouncer's next move after calling time isn't normally going to be to barge in and physically drag you out, but just to bang a little harder on the door and shout a little louder. Greasing the bouncer with a few bucks on the way out should smooth things over.

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rawhide2

try BLUE CHEW

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ClubFan81077

Sheldon, is that you? :)

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PhantomGeek

@Manuellabore, wouldn't be better to grease the bouncer before going to VIP to discourage any interruptions?

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Boss Hogg

At Vegas Cabaret (now closed) the bouncer would give you a 5 minute warning so that you could finish whatever it was that you were doing.

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rickthehick

Tipping the bouncer can definitely work to get more time in the rooms, but it also depends on how closely management/ownership are watching things, and if the dancer your with is a clock watcher.

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shanny72

Sounds like DD in Clearwater. Allegedly, I used to give the room guy 10-15 bucks and was never rushed to finish. A polite knock when others were yelled at for times up

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Manuellabore

@PhantonGeek: Yes, I do grease regularly at clubs where the staff is familiar with me. In a new place, I get a little leery that the bouncer might think I'm trying to pull something untoward. In some places, there's no real occasion for interaction with the guy who calls time until he calls time

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Warrior15

@shanny72 I was actually down the street at OZ. DDs is normally where I go if I'm going during the day. I was impressed with OZ other than the interruption. I got the girl's number. I will probably go back.

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shanny72

@warrior15 DD on days used to be so good, have not been in years since relocating, but I keep in touch with the bartender. Glad to know that business can still be a pleasure there

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