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Icee Loco (asshole)

I'm a fucking loser

4 yrs ago · 1 min read

Icy's Angels LLC

Putting bitches on a winning team since 2011.

😭😭😭

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san_jose_guy

SJG

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Icee Loco (asshole)

With big girls I like them like this

Bulges and big stomachs turn me off

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san_jose_guy

Yeah, she's quite something.

But my organization is going to snatch up all the girls like her, faster than you can.

SJG

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twentyfive

Why don't you guys combine organizations into one and call it the NAACP (National Association for the Advancement of Crazy People )

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shailynn

This is awesome, two guys (one of which didn’t even have internet access to adult sites 3 months ago) arguing over which organization they are going to create is going to recruit the most fat girls. Keep in mind the other guy is someone who has gotten banned from a website that have only banned probably 6 people over the past 20 years,

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Jascoi

snatch up all those big girls and keep them occupied in your organizations.

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Muddy

Icey Angels LLC? Gee why didn't we think of that? Hilarious. What a shitbird.

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CJKent_band

@theniggaformerlyknownas2icee

Pics and Vids of the bitches being put on a winning team or it didn’t happen.

:D

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nicespice

^ even better than pics and vids, meet founder in a club and show him how it’s done😁

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pistola

This is a perfect example of why we need to be able to thumbs down a post.

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shailynn

^^ I’m sure you can’t even contain your jealousy of wanting to be on a winning team. Or even better sharing dancer outfits with a goat and living behind the San Jose Public Library.

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440viking

Here's a little story about how a bitch responded to being on a 'winning team' lulz

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Subraman

This is all a complete joke. The organization SJG and I are building will overshadow Icee's Wish version of a winning team. We are going to get the fattest, jiggliest, ghetto-est, cellulite-est girls going, and then the load pumping will be so epic that Icee's family will be writing corridos about it for years

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Icee Loco (asshole)

I donno. I like fucking bigger girls when I'm drunk sometimes. I think beauty comes in all sizes. I don't like then fat. Just big thighs butts titties. And a smaller waist.

But I'd put together a winning dream team. It's doable tbh.

I like bitches like her

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CJKent_band

@theniggaformerlyknownas2icee

Beauty is in the eyes of the beer-holder, joint-holder, vape-holder, crack-pipe-holder...

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

:D

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Imma smoke some loser weed and get ready to go to the stripper hoe club to recruit some bitches n shit shit

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Got 86d from 2 clubs for nothing.

1 bitch ass manager accused me of being a girls boyfriend and 86d Me

2 manager accused me of nefarious intentions with the stripper hoes.

But the stripper hoes are concerned and want to see me soon

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Another bitch manager has a thing for a girl im fucking so he told me to fucking leave but my bitch left with me lulz

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shailynn

^^^ everyone knows you never even left your moms basement last night.

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gobstopper007

Damn. I two hours Icey was able to smoke his weed, get tossed from two clubs and post about it. His real life is awesome.

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skibum609

Easter bunny; Santa Claus; Godzilla; activist with a job; Icey's success with women - Um name five things that are made up and not real?

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Icee Loco (asshole)

It wasn't the best night. But its nothing I did. The managers were jealous

I don't exaggerate my success with women. Most of it has to do with working out a lot and good facial symmetry. Women are just as shallow as men. Work on your body and see the difference it makes. You'll see a lot of barriers break down. Women of all types will be into you just for that.

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JimGassagain

What are the women winning when they are on your team? If not defined, then technically they could be losing when left with empty promises.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

I keep my promises. Consistency and actions make your reputation.

They get the benefit of someone who won't let them fail and helps them reach their full potential with zero judgment.

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JimGassagain

^^^ your response is full of platitudes and riddled with circular logic. I think the women win some time with a real life genuine nigga, and yiu self admittedly fit that mold. Classy girls don’t want thugs, but bitches and hoes do.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

What's your definition of a classy girl?

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shailynn

Icee certainly has a vivid imagination.

When you read his posts you just need to remember in reality this is Alvin that works at Burger King that comes up with this lavish tales while he’s on break from packing fries. His highlight of the weekend is going to be (hopefully) beating level 6 of Super Mario Brothers and getting a chalupa from Taco Bell along with a Four Loko.

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JimGassagain

Icee, you do t know the definition of classy, and need it spelled out for you? Figures, since you lack any good male role models in your life.

Classy means someone who is into long term relationships, not instant gratification or glory horsing for self edification. Classy is someone who doesn’t whore themselves out for drugs or status. Classy is someone who doesn’t stand to be called a Hoe or bitch. Classy is someone who doesn’t need to be “put on a winning team” because she already knows how to place herself on her own winning team. Classy is someone who avoids a nigga named Icee. Classy is someone like my wife who raises 5 wonderful kids, volunteers, and brings home the bacon. Nuff said.

Bacon!!

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Jim so you don't respect strippers but pay hookers while putting the stereotype of a modern feminist good girl on a pedestal.

But you'd be surprised how freaky those types are

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JimGassagain

I respect strippers, yet you call them bitches and hoes along with trying to get them hooked on drugs and material things you purchase for them. I simply pay them for their time to entertain me when I can get away from the daily grind of working and taking care of my beautiful family. What do you take care of, besides your image of a self aggrandizing wanna be pimp/drug dealer? You got no responsibilities and it shows how you think of women as people whom to give orders to. The bitch/hoe that left you for that Greek-PuertoRican weed dealer was right, you’re too controlling and she wouldn’t meet you even for $5k that you purportedly was going to hand over to her just so she could look you into your eyes and say it is over. That’s how you run your relationships. You are a poor role model for men, and can’t identify a classy woman if she fixed you a nice home cooked meal.

Bacon!

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Jim . Do strippers meet your definition of classy?

And I'll take you seriously when you stop repeating sircumsinhispantsalots lies.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Round 2 tonight lulz

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shailynn

The only organization or organizing Icee will be doing this weekend is lining up his Hot Wheels collection in his moms basement.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Coz I'm not out paying hookers like y'all

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Already at the stripper hoe club. Lulz

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Last night was better. Met 2 possible recruits lulz

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SJGTHREATENSWOMEN

ES JAY GEE

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