I for one thoroughly enjoy hearing of Rick Dugan's stories on the road

But subra has a well paying tech job and high charisma!

Damn straight ron my man. My brother from a hairless ape mother spins an amazing yarn. But everything he says the god’s honest truth. Straight from the mouth of rickthedeity to your ears. ROAR!!!

Will somebody check the IP address for the OP !

At least Rick is honest about being a trick. But delusional thinking he's the only one a hooker fucks. And it sounds really off how he has to coerce hookers and convince them for months. Makes you wonder what he's like in person.

I've walked into clubs and been propositions by hookers right away.... can't imagine having to coerce hookers

Warrior ape, I’ve already made an inquiry with my bud ronthefrog. He’ll let me know if this ron is legit.

It would be very unwise for this particular ron to be pulling some sort of slow burn troll. But it’s perfectly reasonable to believe that this ron fellow is a rick fan. After all, we ricks are the pinnacle of creation. I’m sure this ron is a good guy, but rest assured that if he isn’t somebody’s gonna get the wildebeest treatment. ROAR!!!

Icee that is because you are offering heroin and Rick only has Olive Garden gift-cards and his charisma to offer.

Although all strippers (even ones that claim to be vegan) love Olive Garden:

Heroin > Olive Garden

Well said Shailynn! True too!

😉

A true hero? Lmao the OP is a fucking douche bag.

Hero is just another name for a sandwich, most common is the boloney

I don't offer anyone heroin and stay clear of anyone using it.

I've had strippers offer me free drugs before. Weed and ecstasy molly

But Rick has problems but there are worse on here.

"I don't offer anyone heroin and stay clear of anyone using it. "

True, you keep your costs down by hooking them on fentanyl so you can have your way with them.

I've never touched fentanyl and wouldn't.

It's worse than the crack epidemic

Crack epidemic has no impact on real Americans.