FREE MEDICAL ADVICE
TetradonI'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
For entertainment purposes only.
Free and worth every penny.
But better qualified than other advice on this board.
For entertainment purposes only.
Free and worth every penny.
But better qualified than other advice on this board.
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last commentWhat type of crystals best align the chakra?
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^ The kind you bang your head against until you stop believing in such ridiculous things.
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Clear Quartz
Clear quartz is known as the universal healer. It is a natural amplifier, so it naturally enhances the abilities of other crystals within the room. You can place clear quartz on all chakra points to restore balanced energy and bring harmony to the body.
Rutilated Quartz
You can also place rutilated quartz on all chakra points. It encourages a multilevel energy flow and works to restore the usual energy to under or over-active areas.
Labradorite
Labradorite links to all the chakra points and enables them to move quickly between states. It is a crystal that easily removes blockages, prevents energy drainage, and prevents negativity from settling in one place.
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Your welcome_ DrTheeOSU
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^ Don't hijack my thread lulz
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Dear Dr Tetra,
I went ahead and took Clear Quartz, Rutilated Quartz, and Labradorite. It didn't say how many, so I swallowed 3 each. My chakras are feeling more aligned, but I am having the same queasy feeling I get when i read a Dave_Anderson thread. What should I do?
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My annoying uncle David Anderdon is a MAGA antivaxer and he doesn't carry any health insurance because he doesn't like Obama. He also reads InfoWars daily. He's complaining about shortness of breath, and I'm wondering if it's safe to intubate the dude with my old Hoover vacuum? I'll change the filter bag to keep things sanitary. Please advise. Thanks.
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^ Queasy feelings when you read Dave_Anderson threads are healthy and normal. If those feelings subside, I suggest a frontal lobotomy.
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I swear to God I posted without seeing Justin's post.
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^^ Sure, go ahead and intubate. Then stick him with the insurance bill when he's out.
Infowars, I recommend high-dose antipsychotics.
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Do you concur with Trumps covid cure consisting of drinking lysol and shoving a flashlight up your ass?
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^ I regret to inform you that your preferred home-cure methods will not work, though something tells me COVID is not why you stuck the flashlight up your ass.
By liking your own post, you have been diagnosed with a sadly-common affliction here, known as "having a small penis."
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Your reply is an utterance nit an answer. Please answer the question
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^ For not reading that first sentence, I also diagnose you with "mental retardation."
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^^ Biden does show signs of dementia, though one could argue he was never that lucid or bright in the first place.
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So you refuse to answer lulz
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^ To dumb it down, the answer is "n. o." If you take medical advice from Trump, you deserve to be filtered out of the gene pool.
I prescribe you some GED prep courses so I don't have to dumb down my knowledge for you.
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^ I'll refer you to Hunter Biden for that one.
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When I read certain discussions on TUSCL my head aches and my sphincter clenches. I’m unsure of how to cure this affliction.
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Are the threads written by PhatBoy the equivalent of the prep you drink the day before you get a colonoscopy
I mean every time he posts it’s just shit all over the place
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I agree Phatboy had some crazy discussions. They were clench worthy.
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@Cashman and @25, depending on the poster, I r prescribe hitting your head against a brick wall till you have double vision (for the one that repeats the same quotes), a few tabs of acid (for the knight of the round huffy), a bottle of cheap vodka (for Mr. lulz above), followed by a good hard wank.
It'll make you feel good, and there's no way those threads could make less sense.
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^ I think it would feel better if we could get to bang PhatBoys head against that brick wall, it might even help the poor bastard.
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Two days ago I had multiple double lap dances on a hard seat now my ass cheeks are sore.
Should I avoid double dances or go with small spinners?
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^ For him, I recommend post-birth abortion
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^^ Elmer, I recommend toughing it out. Papi_Chulo can open his Rolodex of voluptuous black women
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Does this look infected?
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^ It's severe genital herpes
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^ Estrogen blockers mimic menopause
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^ I have a colleague who operates out of a warehouse in West Baltimore...
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T-don: Would you recommend going to the following physicians ? What are the reviews saying about them ?
Ben Dover - Proctologist
Ignatius Peter (aka I.P.) Daly - Urologist
Jerry Mander - General Surgery Chairs AMA Political Action Committee
Sally Mander - Veterinarian Wife of Dr. Jerry Mander - Could these 2 be the posters who
start Tuscl threads about best clubs for couples ?
Hugh G. Rection - Penile Implant Specialist
Patricia (aka "Pat" ) Fanny - Licensed Sex Therapist
Jen N. Tonic - Substance Abuse Counselor.
William Gold - Family Medicine - Played college football, has nickname of "Big Bill"
Ben Gay - Sports Medicine.
Thank you for any input.
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I believe 1 posts here as BBBC
2 was the golden shower guru at my med school
3 likes to watch me nail 4
5 could rack up some major business here
6 likes to get bent over my knee and spanked
7 moonlights as a bartender at Desire, it brings in business
9, let's just say he "is," not past tense, with 8
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Dr. Hugh G. Rection advises that he's not accepting patients my age. Dr. Harry P. Ness accepting patients my age. Would you recommend going to him ?
Also, would you recommend sending ones teenage daughter to this gynecologist : Dr. Will (nickname "Pop ") Cherry ?
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^ Dr. Hugh G. Rection can take care of some of our self-liking posters here. ICEE and Dave_Anderson can use all the help they can get.
Dr. Harry P. Ness is an exhibitionist, and an intimidating one. Would I recommend? Depends what you want.
Dr. Pop Cherry, let's just say it's going to happen to her sometime. Best in a controlled environment.
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Tbnt wrt Dr. Ness. Curious what rick dugan would say about your thoughts on Dr. Cherry.
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^ Underneath his swaggering bro machismo, Rick saw me to fix his Stage 4 bed-wetting.
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T-don, you're quick on the uptake, except for a couple of things: 1) You overlooked Dr. Dover's distinguished career as a US Navy doctor. He was the only one in his year group to be selected for promotion to Rear Admiral, retiring as a Rear Admiral after a 33 year career. 2) You failed to address the rumors going around about Dr. "Big Bill" Gold's tendency to overcharge his patients.
Moving on, your recommendations on these 3:
Dan D. Lyon - Allergist
Moe Mentum - Attorney specializing in medical malpractice lawsuits, and medical insurance claim denials.
Moe Notony - Conducts seminars on "Understanding Medicare". Should I sign up ?
Thanks.
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Yes, a Navy doctor. He's a real semen, I mean seaman.
1, Dandy Lion was so named because of his fashion sense and rocking beard. Being an allergist is coincidental.
2, whatever, I'm clean as a whistle
3 can't be worse lecturing about the healthcare system than SJG, can he?
Sera, they were Siamese twins sharing a uterus
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I prescribe Joe Biden an industrial-size drum of Vaseline.
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