How to open a can of beer in Floriduh.

Hey - I call that a skill

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Wouldn't try that all day long.

You fellas that ain’t familiar with how to open a beer can ain’t real rednecks y’all just wannabes!

So wasteful, look at all that perfectly good beer that just sprayed out into the swamp before he started drinking it. He should have had his face right down by the water line so he could start drinking it as soon as it was opened.

I was ok with this until he tossed the empty can in the water.

If you are going to be a redneck asshole fucking with the local wildlife, don’t be a pos and litter!

I never watched that gator boyz show or whatever the fuck it was, but I always hoped to hear that a gator had cancelled it... permanently.

Gotta be careful with that, they don't do it every time but FWC does have a history of charging people based on viral videos. When they do, they usually pile up a bunch of charges too. It's illegal to fuck with gators.

I'm not a PETA level animal rights guy, but I hate seeing people fuck with animals like that. Particularly gators. They're really clever and really irritable. That one's obviously not fearful of people anymore, likely from being fed to be lured nearby for photographs and videos like that one. Then the poor guy wanders into a neighborhood and walks up to someone expecting to be fed; then he gets pissed off when they try to shoo him off. Then he winds up either getting shot or hauled of to Gator Boys farm, because he was "aggressive." Had no one fed him in the first place, his ass would have turned around and went back to the water when he saw someone. I guess maybe he'll make a nice purse or a pair of boots or something.

^^ I hear you Dolfan. The average gator says to himself “hey, that hairless ape might give me a French fry or a burger, Imma say hi and hang” and the frickin’ hairless apes freak the fuck out.

Hell, rickthegator almost got caught up in that shit. He told me that he arranged to meet and escort but when she got to his hotel room she was all “ahhh you’re a gator you’re a gator imma call animal control”. Frickin’ speciesist bitch charged him extra. But he said he was extra hard on her so it all worked out.

Anyhoo, I say that hairless apes just aren’t that respectful of the other creatures of the world. I mean really, the vaquitas are sayin’ he folks we don’t like your fishing nets because they make it hard to swim and the Mexican government is all “our hairless apes need to fish”. Fuck ‘em. I’ve never met an asshole cetacean but I’ve met plenty of asshole apes. And mostly the hairless kind. Let the gator eat that redneck fucker and then drink his beer. ROAR!!!

What a bunch of dum asses.

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