PGA Championship

I played the Ocean course about 20 years ago. I finished the round with more golf balls than I started with but only because I found lots of other people's lost balls while walking around in the rough and wilderness looking for my own golf ball. I shot in the low 90s and I considered that an accomplishment. It was a guys trip but I wish I had called your escort service.

I have heard rumors that Myrtle Beach used (as in past tense) to have a good collection of high mileage strip clubs. Most of my recent golf trips have been to Orlando/Tampa area. Orlando sucks for strip clubs but scores bit on massage parlors. Tampa scores pretty well on both strip clubs and massage parlors.

I enjoy watching the golf majors. It’s exciting as the final round approaches - and the players are incredibly talented. But, I have no business being on a real golf course. I am an awful golfer, and I should have a handicap when playing mini golf!

If I was playing a course used in one of the major championships - I would likely need to pound a few whores after - to release my pent up frustration.

I finished one course with a 52!

Of course, it was a 9-hole par 3 course...🙄

E-man : Starting in the mid 1980’s, I was in a group who traveled to Myrtle Beach every spring for a golf vacation. There’d usually be 12 to 16 of us for 5 or 6 days. It was an environment set up for us, or so it seemed. There were many strip clubs, with varying levels of customer engagement.” Masters” was the largest and had a parade of very attractive women and clubs in North Myrtle Beach welcomed many groups of golfers in town to play on 99 different golf courses. In the early 2000’s a decision was made by the town fathers to de-emphasize the “golf group” mentality and to work toward becoming a more family oriented vacation destination. During the 15 years I reference the telephone book “yellow pages” had literally dozens of pages of ads for escort services and that level of competition drove prices down to very reasonable levels. I wasn’t aware of too much OTC being negotiated in the clubs and mileage varied greatly in the clubs, but all were full nude with full alcohol licenses. A good time was had by all.

A cousin got married at Kiawah about 20 years ago. I played that course with the groom and a couple of his groomsmen. They were all from the UK. That course kicked my ass (92) but those guys taught me the bump and run they played. It probably saved my a dozen strokes not trying to lob with that wind.

Raised fairways beside the ocean is just insane

I shot an 6 over par in Myrtle Beach about 10 years ago.

The windmill and pirate ship were real challenges. I gotta brag a little here - I shot it right into the alligators mouth on the 18 hole a won a free game!