Top 40 bookmarked member

WTF now gammanu is calling me a female... or binary... or whatever!

Hell, I'm at #19 with a bullet.. guess I better step my photo postings.

Lol I was wondering why longball was on that list, most guys probably think he’s a stripper posting photos!

I bookmarked Longball's profile for the articles.

Riiiight.. all one of them, a work of fiction to boot? I bookmarked myself just to stare my banner.

“I bookmarked Longball's profile for the articles.”

That’s pretty funny for those of us in the Playboy print generation. Maybe I only despise you in election years?!

Ah playboy. I was a subscriber for years. Every year I’d get this email from a magazine subscription company that would have a Black Friday sale. 1 year of playboy for $5 and you could sign up for 3 years at a time. Finally didn’t renew when they went through that period of no nudity.

At one time Playboy paid the highest “per word” price for articles, writers used to line up to have something in Playboy just because of the payout.

I think we need to get rid of the top 40's. They might make someone feel left out or otherwise slighted in some way. Everyone should get a participation trophy and we stop keeping score.

(Sarcasm if you can't tell)

Playboy Plus and Playboy TV has some of the best online content there is; hardcore porn included. Got a year free when they cancelled my print subscription.. I was impressed.

To go along with 6 cardboard boxes in my basement....

For the first two sentences I was checking Dolfan's name for a dot

I'm willing to show my tits. I deserve some recognition.

Okay, okay, okay, you got me gammanu95. I will show you my man boobs so you can see what turns on scrubby and Ricky... here they are😉

https://youtu.be/CPUSTkyyBgw

^ awwww, you are still salty about your incontinence? But I apologized multiple times about my big cock tearing your ass hole up