THE MOST IMPORTANT RICK
Ricky_Schroder
Silver spoons and poon. Poontang that is.
Somebody told me there's a lot of Ricks hanging out there, and since I am the wealthiest and most important Rick in all of America, well, at least all of New Hampshire, I thought I should stop on by and tell all you queers how to party and get some poontang.
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if i understand mr dugans biography correctly he is an obsessive whoremonger who is also a family man. i dont want to dox mr dugan but i am certain that he would be comfortable with my telling u that he lives in east bumfuck florida, which is located in cousinlover county
now here is the thing. i happen to know that the sherif of cousinlover county is a man named roscoe p coltrain iii whose parents moved down from georgia. sheriff roscoe has been plagued by a number of incidents where a man believed to be the one and only rick dugan enters the local publicks supermarket and shits in the tea aisle to protest mask mandates. said man then flees the store in his customized ford pinto with a big confederate flag painted on the top
fortunately the governor of florida has lifted mask orders so the ongoing tea aisle terrorism in cousinlover county is expected to subside until mr dugan discovers something else to be a giant pussy about
i hope this has been helpful. your welcome
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fkO6-WP5qf…
Nothing like a shower scene to put a snap in your trunks!