Prego girls

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3131
What do you call a married half Mexican half pureto ricin that is 9 weeks prego by her middle eastern boyfriend?
I dont know either, but it was fun

Had a free weekend in KC and just wasn’t feeling the weak SC scene... so I hit up SA to find some fun.

Sexy 22 year old showed up fine as hell. We met at the bar. But she says..... I don’t drink.
Fine. I enjoyed my drink and we went up to my room.

Things get exciting and I’m grabbing her tits. .... whoa, be careful she says. They’re sensitive. I’m 9 weeks pregnant.
OK.

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TheeOSU
FUCK IT!
4 years ago
Lol, I like the punchline. :D
Is this a Juice alias?

The massacre of Puerto Rican seems very Juice-phonic.

Nice joke!
So you're SB was into unprotected sex. I hope you were careful.
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