Prego girls

What do you call a married half Mexican half pureto ricin that is 9 weeks prego by her middle eastern boyfriend? I dont know either, but it was fun Had a free weekend in KC and just wasn’t feeling the weak SC scene... so I hit up SA to find some fun. Sexy 22 year old showed up fine as hell. We met at the bar. But she says..... I don’t drink. Fine. I enjoyed my drink and we went up to my room. Things get exciting and I’m grabbing her tits. .... whoa, be careful she says. They’re sensitive. I’m 9 weeks pregnant. OK.