If you ever have occasion to be offered a bare billy joel experience, do you go for it or insist on something covered? Any concern about STD, if you were to be given a singing lesson? How do you deal with the the STD issue?
I thought that Billy Joel was a guy, In that case I have nothing to worry about. Not my bag. If you ment something else. Unprotected sex with a stripper or any other female, I have gotten so excited that I have done full service ITC with one stripper. I am not worried about STD but I normally do take precautions.
I'm usually good at discerning the nuances of netspeak, but "a billy joel" is over my head.
I assume it's something sexual though, from context.
I've had a number of BBBJs in clubs, including a good number with the load swallowed (though nearly all that was an Asian chick at Flashers) and a couple of times have had a dancer just straddle me and start fucking me uncovered.
Did I worry? no... I'm too much of a mathematician to actually worry about picking up as STD from the occasional unprotected contact (direct innoculation with HIV has about a half a percent chance of causing infection, for example), but I do test periodically and have always tested after risky behavior.
Considering the sheer amount of public pussy I've plumbed over 20 years, including in places like Thailand and Cambodia, it's amazing I've never caught *anything*, but again, I don't believe in luck and am generally vigilant.
Stuff is going to happen (condoms break, whatever) but you just hedge your risk when you can.
I'm not sure, of course, but I discern "Billy Joel" as BJ. As enquiz2001 asks about a "bare billy joel experience" and "insist on something covered", it seems rather obvious to me. And his talking about STD's, well that will always be a concern in sexual contact with another.
Yes, Billy Joel equates to BJ ... just as the other crooner, Frank Sinatra corresponds to FS. No implications as to what gender, though it's safe to assume we are all talking about the opposite sex.
On the occasions where it's been offered, I'm usually in no condition to insist on donning a raincoat. At that point, all I'm think about is her warm oral talents. When used, it's been on the insistence of the girl, who obviously is exposing herself to more than I am.
I'm actually more concerned about catching something while giving oral, than receiving. Other than using a dental dam, which seems awfully cumbersome, not to mention insulting to the girl, there's no protection.
After these unprotected dalliances, I am paranoid for a while, but so far, I've been luckuy.
As for FS... so far, I've always used protection. Knowing my willpower, I can foresee a time where I will throw caution to the wind in certain circumstances, but hopefully I will NOT do something stupid.
DougS - I gotta' remember that 'Frank Sinatra' term. Can't wait to ask my next dancer if she Frank Sinatras! I suppose bare Billy Joel is a bit cuter than BBBJ, but I'll stick with the BBBJ on that one.
I always carry a condom in my wallet (except when I am with my S.O.), espcially when clubbing. Do I use it ITC, damn right for FS. But, I have been caught without a condom and have taken my chances & lucked out.
DougS - I hope you won't do something stupid either. But, for the sake of me, I can never figure out why mixing alcohol, Viagra, and Mr Happy throws all CAUTION to the wind!!!!
I am guilty of going bareback for both BJ and FS ITC. Have also gone covered for both. If I have to choose between covered and nothing, I will go with covered. But nothing beats the feel of skin on skin. Lucky so far.
I've never met either Billy or Frank in a strip club, nor do I want to. To me that takes the place out of the strip club category and puts it into brothel land. I prefer strip clubs where activity remains legal. I think the risk of encountering Billy or Frank goes way beyond STDs.
I have had many BBBJ's in FLORIDA clubs only. Its funny how its accepted here and practiced in most VIP rooms. I only had two or three in FL insist on a cover. As for FS, they are 99% of the time covered. You have to be a little nutty to try without. Most of the gals are potential druggies and who knows what they have. I did have a gal in FL straddle me and throw me inside of her, actually did it on three visits, I had to stop. She didn't even charge extra. But a few years later I had to have the little guys lazered off Mr. Happy. That was not fun :((
As far as I know in NY and NJ , all Billy Joel's are done covered. I've been trying hard but they all insist. Just shows you how dumb the gals in FL are. Or just how bad the education system is. WHERE IS THE 9K PER YEAR IN TAXES I PAY GOING ???? :))
To answer one question - yes - we are talking about the opposite sex.
I know of only one place in Jersey where a BJ can be had. I'm sure there's others. I've never experienced the Florida scene, but the girls do visit the well renowned Go-Go Rama. Now, how much of their practice comes North I'm not sure or is allowed-I should add.
As for the use of Billy Joel over BJ in the title, I thought it would be a little more discreet to use that term in the subject line. Besides, it does make talking about the subject a little more interesting. I will have to go into a place one day with the Brazilian girls and ask if they sing Billy Joel (I do mean ask the question literally) just to see their reaction.
It would be damn nice if our great pharmaceutical industry came up with a spray or something to use for the after shock, so to speak. I remember seeing a sex ed tape that recommended good ol' soap and water after doing the act (I don't think they mentioned oral in the tape back then), but considering that many of these STDs do take a while to become impregnated, a shower ASAP seems like a good idea.
I think a little Listerine after performing orally upon a young lady wouldn't be a bad idea either. I've been in that circumstance twice in a club, or three times, as I remember, and I made sure I took a good dousing of the stuff when I got home. Is it totally effective? I don't know. But it sure as hell can't hurt.
Bummer, I've never had a Billy Joel sing for me at the GO GO rama. Gals claim they have cameras and need to keep everything in the pants.
I go down the street now to the New DD, formerly Showgirls.
90% of the day shift will perform as requested. But they are covered.
I even had FS recently from a busty short blonde who will remain nameless :))
I think the $225 is a bit steep + tip. But it is the North East and salaries are higher here.
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I assume it's something sexual though, from context.
I've had a number of BBBJs in clubs, including a good number with the load swallowed (though nearly all that was an Asian chick at Flashers) and a couple of times have had a dancer just straddle me and start fucking me uncovered.
Did I worry? no... I'm too much of a mathematician to actually worry about picking up as STD from the occasional unprotected contact (direct innoculation with HIV has about a half a percent chance of causing infection, for example), but I do test periodically and have always tested after risky behavior.
Considering the sheer amount of public pussy I've plumbed over 20 years, including in places like Thailand and Cambodia, it's amazing I've never caught *anything*, but again, I don't believe in luck and am generally vigilant.
Stuff is going to happen (condoms break, whatever) but you just hedge your risk when you can.
On the occasions where it's been offered, I'm usually in no condition to insist on donning a raincoat. At that point, all I'm think about is her warm oral talents. When used, it's been on the insistence of the girl, who obviously is exposing herself to more than I am.
I'm actually more concerned about catching something while giving oral, than receiving. Other than using a dental dam, which seems awfully cumbersome, not to mention insulting to the girl, there's no protection.
After these unprotected dalliances, I am paranoid for a while, but so far, I've been luckuy.
As for FS... so far, I've always used protection. Knowing my willpower, I can foresee a time where I will throw caution to the wind in certain circumstances, but hopefully I will NOT do something stupid.
I always carry a condom in my wallet (except when I am with my S.O.), espcially when clubbing. Do I use it ITC, damn right for FS. But, I have been caught without a condom and have taken my chances & lucked out.
DougS - I hope you won't do something stupid either. But, for the sake of me, I can never figure out why mixing alcohol, Viagra, and Mr Happy throws all CAUTION to the wind!!!!
As far as I know in NY and NJ , all Billy Joel's are done covered. I've been trying hard but they all insist. Just shows you how dumb the gals in FL are. Or just how bad the education system is. WHERE IS THE 9K PER YEAR IN TAXES I PAY GOING ???? :))
I know of only one place in Jersey where a BJ can be had. I'm sure there's others. I've never experienced the Florida scene, but the girls do visit the well renowned Go-Go Rama. Now, how much of their practice comes North I'm not sure or is allowed-I should add.
As for the use of Billy Joel over BJ in the title, I thought it would be a little more discreet to use that term in the subject line. Besides, it does make talking about the subject a little more interesting. I will have to go into a place one day with the Brazilian girls and ask if they sing Billy Joel (I do mean ask the question literally) just to see their reaction.
It would be damn nice if our great pharmaceutical industry came up with a spray or something to use for the after shock, so to speak. I remember seeing a sex ed tape that recommended good ol' soap and water after doing the act (I don't think they mentioned oral in the tape back then), but considering that many of these STDs do take a while to become impregnated, a shower ASAP seems like a good idea.
I think a little Listerine after performing orally upon a young lady wouldn't be a bad idea either. I've been in that circumstance twice in a club, or three times, as I remember, and I made sure I took a good dousing of the stuff when I got home. Is it totally effective? I don't know. But it sure as hell can't hurt.
Any doctors in the house to comment??????????????
I go down the street now to the New DD, formerly Showgirls.
90% of the day shift will perform as requested. But they are covered.
I even had FS recently from a busty short blonde who will remain nameless :))
I think the $225 is a bit steep + tip. But it is the North East and salaries are higher here.