"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny Fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white body down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
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WTF are you talking about Santa Claus, cat? That fat, diabetic, fucking elf is a high risk patient, and his annual B&E spree would be the superspreader event to end all superspreader events. If he hasn't got the common sense to keep himself and his flying venison steaks in the arctic, then sending a SAM up to greet him would be a simple matter of national security.
Merry fuckin Christmas!
Not to mention the viruses and microbes in the reindeer crap being spread over the entire world. Oh, the humanity!!!😵
Thanks Shadowcat! That is funny - and I needed a laugh!
I liked when he got distracted by the insanely hot lady at the mall while venturing away from his usual Christmas shopping. Wonder whatever happened to her. She should have been in playboy back in the day.
Look Russ no lines......Russ??!!
And then something like when Clark is saying Merry Christmas (to her) and she says Mary, that's my name. Clark gets confused and at a loss for words and simply says "No shit"
The "insanely hot lady at the mall" who I believe shows up later ala Christie Brinkley during the pool scene is Nicolette Scorsese:
The scene and good go she is hot:
Who lucky for us did do one nude scene but, I don't think Playboy:
Skip to 2:26 for the good stuff.
"good god"... I was still shaking from watching the scenes...
Ha ha Chevy was hilarious in that scene
Not a huge Chase fan but, that movie was about his best effort.
The Best Christmas Story Ever! Oh, wait. That was a different movie....😜
Marty's a douchebag, but his kid is a smokeshow.
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