I’m a CUSTY, the fat fucker manager now hates me and kicked me out.

The dancer asked if she was or have gotten fatter.. I didn’t say anything.

The dancer runs off, he just called me fat!!

The rest is in the title..

Serious answers, please.

Why is this fat fucker manager jealous of me?

I am young. I have money to throw around, and I always roll up to the club with nice cars.. 4 different ones, to be exact.

You should tell us what club this was

You already explained the reasons for the manager to be jealous.

You are young, rich, and have nice cars.

And you obviously have a great rapport with dancers!

Since you have a great rap - I’m sure you already got the dancers phone number. Use this as your opportunity to arrange otc with the chubby dancer - and forget about getting back in the club!

Your welcome!

)) I like your thinking! lol

In fact that’s what I have already done... Except no fat chicks! lol (HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER)

I’ve stepped up my OTC game- it’s actually cheaper in the long run..

Because I’m not wasting money trying to find out who I like!

Tell the truth Poppa-Ape. You were actually jacking off in full sight of the other club patrons, weren’t you. You’re just trying to save face with this “girl thinks I called her fat and manager kicked me out boo hoo hoo!” story.

My rickvice: don’t jack it in public. You’re welcome. ROAR!!

;) You got me Mike! LoL

How long have you been on TUSCL? Haven’t you learned the game yet?

WWJD - what would Juice do?

First off the manager is fat so he must like food. The way to a mans heart is through his stomach. Next time you’re there share a platter of chackin fangers with him with some bbq sauce. Think of it as breaking bread so to speak.

One word of caution when following Shailynn’s advice - don’t share Bojangles chacken fangers with the manager. Even CrazyJoe is uncomfortable with the shits caused by their secret recipe!

Naw, with juice it would be more breaking wind......😜

That explains his interior decorating choice of dark brown wall paint in his trailer...

You were kicked out coz the dancer complained to management about you.

Offer the manager some $$$ if you want to be let back in.

Or find a new ckub

How much money should I offer him?

Remember I do not want him to get into the habit of thinking he can rip me off..

If you offer him any money you need to turn in your balls and your mancard

If youre on talking terms with that dancer or any dancer and you trust them. Have them broker it. Getting free range in a club shouldn't be more than $500. Don't try offering money yourself unless you record the convo or meet in a public place.

Why give him money? Just explain the difference between FAT and PHAT. Just tell him "She's PHAT and you're FAT. " I'm sure he'll see it was just a misunderstanding. Hell, he'll probably even buy you a drink for the inconvenience.

Bang his wife. Then you guys would have something in common to bond over.

😝