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To Georgia Bulldog Fans: Thank You

Nov 9, 2020, 6:30 AM

Thank you to all you Dawgs who migrated south from that shithole known as Atlanta to spend time in money in our fair city of J'ville.

Thank you for spending all of that money in our strip clubs. It's nights like those that keep our strippers optimistic, even when times get tough.

Thank you for supporting our local businesses. Even without RV city this year, our hotels, restaurants and bars experienced a nice weekend boost.

Thank you for helping make the FL-GA game so popular that, for those of us willing to record it and watch later, shopping and errands become so much easier than on a normal Saturday.

And most importantly, thank you for supporting a team so willing to come down and take a bonified God awful ass whooping by the Gators. The Dawgs looked like a better FL high school team on Saturday - they're still picking Gator teeth out of their asses I'm sure.

Chomp! Chomp!

comments (21)

rickdugan5 years ago

Wow, that was not very gracious Gator. As anyone on the Council of Ricks will tell you, act like you've been there before.

BBBC5 years ago

Hell yeah! My buddy has another ricky friend! You should cum play with Ricky and I mr. gatorricky

rickdugan5 years ago

Don't want any Georgians to miss these heartfelt thanks.

twentyfive5 years ago

Rick you claim you don’t have an interest in trolling yet there you go.

rickdugan5 years ago

Just a little gloating trash talk. :)

twentyfive5 years ago

I get it is there a difference?

shailynn5 years ago

I hope Rickthegator doesn’t eat ricktheturtle

boomer795 years ago

Yeah UGA also did their part to keep doctors and physical therapists busy during these difficult times. Saturday was rough.

viking20125 years ago

Lol, some of you guys do know you've ended up on dadillac's shit list right? Well if he hasn't slit his wrists that is.

twentyfive5 years ago

^ Someone got the point of my earlier posts on this thread LOL

rickdugan5 years ago

Kyle Trask is the real deal. He torched a very good Georgia defense, throwing for 474 yards and 4 TDs.

Daddillac5 years ago

It was a rough one... no fucking QB, 4 defensive starters out.... we still should have won, just played like shit

Daddillac5 years ago

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rickthelion5 years ago

dugan my friend, hate to disagree but I think the gator is within his rick rights here.

Remember the rick credo: it's ok to be an asshole as long as you aren’t 100% a dick. Informing some dawgs ‘bout their gator ass whoopin’ might be an asshole thing to do, but is it 100% dickish? I don’t think so.

100% dickish would be surveying all of the UGA fans to find the one with the hottest 19-year old daughter... and gang-bangin’ said daughter in front of her dad!

Not sayin’ that would be acceptable behavior for a rick. Indeed, it’s kinda dickish. But is it 100% dickish? I’ll have to think... ROAR!!!

Daddillac5 years ago

The primary difference being the UGA dad put pull out a shotgun and kill every one of the bastards raping his daughter.... the Florida dad would break out an iPhone to record it for her OnlyFans and his personal spank bank

rickdugan5 years ago

Daddillac, you must be thinking about South Florida. If so it's hard to disagree - they breed a different sort of man down there. But here in N. Florida we know how to take care of business, unlike the increasingly blue city of Atlanta, which sadly looks a lot more like Miami every day.

twentyfive5 years ago

Yep Dugan is trolling no question about it

rickdugan5 years ago

===> "Yep Dugan is trolling no question about it"

How many times do you need to make the same comment? Are you on the autism spectrum 25? 😉

This was a trash talk thread. I know there is a heavy Georgia presence on the board so I'm doing some trash talking, no different than what was coming out of some of the Dawgs last year. Call it trolling if you must, but the difference between a guy like me and a geriatric drama queen like you is that I won't follow another member through the next 10 threads all butt hurt, with endless off topic posts, just because someone disagreed with me. You might wanna' try that sometime. 😀

Daddillac5 years ago

LOL... I can see that Dugan commented last but I have him on ignore since the last time he avoided his ass whooping, so I don't see what he is saying or care what the little bitch is saying.... nice to know I'm living rent free

rickdugan5 years ago

^ What a pussy. Notice that he said nothing of letting me know when he was coming to town for the Dawgs massacre, which he promised to do but didn't. I guess he only feels tough on his home turf, no doubt surrounded by his buddies and believing that the gun he hides in his car will save him. 😉

Then he puts me on ignore but can't resist the impulse to come in and comment anyway. This dude is truly fucked in the head.

rickthelion5 years ago

^ Don’t forget that the dawg accused ricks of being rapists friend dugan. WTF? It’s one thing to be all butthurt over shit you don’t like - doesn’t happen to you or me since we’re too rick to get butthurt. That said, I understand where that butthurt feeling comes from.

But accusations like that are way over the line. That puts the dawg in wildebeest territory. Everybody knows that the rick credo forbids the non-consensual. Either the girl wants us ‘cuz she’s gettin’ paid or she just wants us.

I suspect the sexy 19-year old dawgs fan would love gettin’ rickbanged so much that her dad she’d ask him pay us a few $100. Not that we need it. After all, we’re frickin’ ricks! ROAR!!!