To Georgia Bulldog Fans: Thank You
RicktheGator
Chomp! Chomp!
Thank you to all you Dawgs who migrated south from that shithole known as Atlanta to spend time in money in our fair city of J'ville.
Thank you for spending all of that money in our strip clubs. It's nights like those that keep our strippers optimistic, even when times get tough.
Thank you for supporting our local businesses. Even without RV city this year, our hotels, restaurants and bars experienced a nice weekend boost.
Thank you for helping make the FL-GA game so popular that, for those of us willing to record it and watch later, shopping and errands become so much easier than on a normal Saturday.
And most importantly, thank you for supporting a team so willing to come down and take a bonified God awful ass whooping by the Gators. The Dawgs looked like a better FL high school team on Saturday - they're still picking Gator teeth out of their asses I'm sure.
Chomp! Chomp!
Thank you for spending all of that money in our strip clubs. It's nights like those that keep our strippers optimistic, even when times get tough.
Thank you for supporting our local businesses. Even without RV city this year, our hotels, restaurants and bars experienced a nice weekend boost.
Thank you for helping make the FL-GA game so popular that, for those of us willing to record it and watch later, shopping and errands become so much easier than on a normal Saturday.
And most importantly, thank you for supporting a team so willing to come down and take a bonified God awful ass whooping by the Gators. The Dawgs looked like a better FL high school team on Saturday - they're still picking Gator teeth out of their asses I'm sure.
Chomp! Chomp!
21 comments
Well if he hasn't slit his wrists that is.
LOL
Remember the rick credo: it's ok to be an asshole as long as you aren’t 100% a dick. Informing some dawgs ‘bout their gator ass whoopin’ might be an asshole thing to do, but is it 100% dickish? I don’t think so.
100% dickish would be surveying all of the UGA fans to find the one with the hottest 19-year old daughter... and gang-bangin’ said daughter in front of her dad!
Not sayin’ that would be acceptable behavior for a rick. Indeed, it’s kinda dickish. But is it 100% dickish? I’ll have to think... ROAR!!!
How many times do you need to make the same comment? Are you on the autism spectrum 25? 😉
This was a trash talk thread. I know there is a heavy Georgia presence on the board so I'm doing some trash talking, no different than what was coming out of some of the Dawgs last year. Call it trolling if you must, but the difference between a guy like me and a geriatric drama queen like you is that I won't follow another member through the next 10 threads all butt hurt, with endless off topic posts, just because someone disagreed with me. You might wanna' try that sometime. 😀
Then he puts me on ignore but can't resist the impulse to come in and comment anyway. This dude is truly fucked in the head.
Don’t forget that the dawg accused ricks of being rapists friend dugan. WTF? It’s one thing to be all butthurt over shit you don’t like - doesn’t happen to you or me since we’re too rick to get butthurt. That said, I understand where that butthurt feeling comes from.
But accusations like that are way over the line. That puts the dawg in wildebeest territory. Everybody knows that the rick credo forbids the non-consensual. Either the girl wants us ‘cuz she’s gettin’ paid or she just wants us.
I suspect the sexy 19-year old dawgs fan would love gettin’ rickbanged so much that her dad she’d ask him pay us a few $100. Not that we need it. After all, we’re frickin’ ricks! ROAR!!!