Things I don't understand

I had a stripper friend left her glass pen and chore boy in my car! Mia from Amber's Brookpark, Ohio

That is odd Mr Slash.

Its probably because she was shaky and she couldn’t heat it herself?

Those diabetes are dangerous things.

i used to really enjoy jolly ranchers. watermelon was by far my favorite.

i still might have some lying on the floor somewhere. i'm offering her first divs - does she want some?

Rattdog - break them up into small pieces - put them in small baggies - and then she will know how to use them...