A math problem

23 comments

• twentyfive

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  4 years ago

  None unless George is a billionaire then he has the first dollar he ever made
• Warrior15

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  4 years ago

  Well. Are you talking about before or after he met his girlfriend. ?
• Lil Jayne Doe

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  4 years ago

  Does he get to fuck her?
• winex

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  4 years ago

  @Jayne, assuming the answer is yes, his bank account can be modeled using a Poisson distribution.
• gSteph

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  4 years ago

  More than me.
• Jascoi

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  4 years ago

  probably enough.
• whodey

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  4 years ago

  A lot less than he did before he got the 22 year old girlfriend.
• Jascoi

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  4 years ago

  at 70 I can afford a HOT 22yo a half hour at a time.
• Papi_Chulo

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  4 years ago

  Obviously way more than the 22 y/o girlfriend's peers.
  
• Papi_Chulo

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  4 years ago

  I'm thinking "George" may be a pseudonym for Jack
• shadowcat

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  4 years ago

  Ask gawker.
• goldmongerATL

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  4 years ago

  Once had an intelligent stripper give me her formula. She said it is only valid for a fully functioning dick with or without chemical assistance. Don't know that she
  
  Age minus 5 times his dick length in inches has to equal his net worth.
  
  50 year old with 6 inch dick has to have $20M
  same guy with 9 inches only has to have $5M
  
  60 year old with 6 inch dick needs $30M
  same guy with 9 inches needs $15M
  12 inch dick and she will support you!
  
  70 year old with 6 inches needs $40M
  with 9 inches still needs $25M
  even with that foot long dick you still better have $10M.
  
  
  looks like I would need about an 11 inch dick. Oh well.
  
  
• goldmongerATL

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  4 years ago

  cut off. was adding that I don't know if she ever used the formula.
• Musterd21

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  4 years ago

  I am sure she has spent part of it! lol
• Icey

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  4 years ago

  In the end shes taking his money to fund her boyfriend 🤣🤣🤑🤑
• Jascoi

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  4 years ago

  goldmonger. (dont tell the girls in tj...)
• skibum609

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  4 years ago

  Just as log as she leaves.
• rattdog

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  4 years ago

  here's something real unlikely:
  they are both really poor. they met a methadone clinic and madly fell in love with each other.
  does he share his dentures with her?
• winex

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  4 years ago

  @RattDog - you really know how to suck the life out of a conversation. :)
• SaltyNuts

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  4 years ago

  Darn, I thought that I retired in decent financial condition, I'm 40 million short, need to get my old career back
• rattdog

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  4 years ago

  well most females that go to methadone clinics do seem to be slightly dentally impaired. i thought george might share.
  
  i could have continued with you guys by saying that george would still be way ahead if he gets her:
  -trans am
  -the latest coach bags
  -louboutine and jimmy choo shoes
  but what fun would that be?
• elmer

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  4 years ago

  A question should be how long would George's money last? Not how much money does he have.
  
  I presently play with two under the age of 25 and I'm scared to even do that math
• RandomMember

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  4 years ago

  Just went through long calculation and found that George's kids don't get any inheritance.