Once had an intelligent stripper give me her formula. She said it is only valid for a fully functioning dick with or without chemical assistance. Don't know that she
Age minus 5 times his dick length in inches has to equal his net worth.
50 year old with 6 inch dick has to have $20M
same guy with 9 inches only has to have $5M
60 year old with 6 inch dick needs $30M
same guy with 9 inches needs $15M
12 inch dick and she will support you!
70 year old with 6 inches needs $40M
with 9 inches still needs $25M
even with that foot long dick you still better have $10M.
looks like I would need about an 11 inch dick. Oh well.
here's something real unlikely:
they are both really poor. they met a methadone clinic and madly fell in love with each other.
does he share his dentures with her?
well most females that go to methadone clinics do seem to be slightly dentally impaired. i thought george might share.
i could have continued with you guys by saying that george would still be way ahead if he gets her:
-trans am
-the latest coach bags
-louboutine and jimmy choo shoes
but what fun would that be?
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last commentNone unless George is a billionaire then he has the first dollar he ever made
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Well. Are you talking about before or after he met his girlfriend. ?
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Does he get to fuck her?
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@Jayne, assuming the answer is yes, his bank account can be modeled using a Poisson distribution.
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More than me.
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probably enough.
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A lot less than he did before he got the 22 year old girlfriend.
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at 70 I can afford a HOT 22yo a half hour at a time.
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Obviously way more than the 22 y/o girlfriend's peers.
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I'm thinking "George" may be a pseudonym for Jack
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Ask gawker.
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Once had an intelligent stripper give me her formula. She said it is only valid for a fully functioning dick with or without chemical assistance. Don't know that she
Age minus 5 times his dick length in inches has to equal his net worth.
50 year old with 6 inch dick has to have $20M
same guy with 9 inches only has to have $5M
60 year old with 6 inch dick needs $30M
same guy with 9 inches needs $15M
12 inch dick and she will support you!
70 year old with 6 inches needs $40M
with 9 inches still needs $25M
even with that foot long dick you still better have $10M.
looks like I would need about an 11 inch dick. Oh well.
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cut off. was adding that I don't know if she ever used the formula.
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I am sure she has spent part of it! lol
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In the end shes taking his money to fund her boyfriend 🤣🤣🤑🤑
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goldmonger. (dont tell the girls in tj...)
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Just as log as she leaves.
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here's something real unlikely:
they are both really poor. they met a methadone clinic and madly fell in love with each other.
does he share his dentures with her?
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@RattDog - you really know how to suck the life out of a conversation. :)
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Darn, I thought that I retired in decent financial condition, I'm 40 million short, need to get my old career back
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well most females that go to methadone clinics do seem to be slightly dentally impaired. i thought george might share.
i could have continued with you guys by saying that george would still be way ahead if he gets her:
-trans am
-the latest coach bags
-louboutine and jimmy choo shoes
but what fun would that be?
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A question should be how long would George's money last? Not how much money does he have.
I presently play with two under the age of 25 and I'm scared to even do that math
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Just went through long calculation and found that George's kids don't get any inheritance.
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