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A math problem

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If George is 68 and his girlfriend is 22, how much money does George have?

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twentyfive

None unless George is a billionaire then he has the first dollar he ever made

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Warrior15

Well. Are you talking about before or after he met his girlfriend. ?

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winex

@Jayne, assuming the answer is yes, his bank account can be modeled using a Poisson distribution.

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gSteph

More than me.

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Jascoi

probably enough.

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whodey

A lot less than he did before he got the 22 year old girlfriend.

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Jascoi

at 70 I can afford a HOT 22yo a half hour at a time.

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Papi_Chulo

Obviously way more than the 22 y/o girlfriend's peers.

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Papi_Chulo

I'm thinking "George" may be a pseudonym for Jack

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goldmongerATL

Once had an intelligent stripper give me her formula. She said it is only valid for a fully functioning dick with or without chemical assistance. Don't know that she

Age minus 5 times his dick length in inches has to equal his net worth.

50 year old with 6 inch dick has to have $20M

same guy with 9 inches only has to have $5M

60 year old with 6 inch dick needs $30M

same guy with 9 inches needs $15M

12 inch dick and she will support you!

70 year old with 6 inches needs $40M

with 9 inches still needs $25M

even with that foot long dick you still better have $10M.

looks like I would need about an 11 inch dick. Oh well.

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goldmongerATL

cut off. was adding that I don't know if she ever used the formula.

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Musterd21

I am sure she has spent part of it! lol

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Icey

In the end shes taking his money to fund her boyfriend 🤣🤣🤑🤑

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Jascoi

goldmonger. (dont tell the girls in tj...)

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skibum609

Just as log as she leaves.

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rattdog

here's something real unlikely:

they are both really poor. they met a methadone clinic and madly fell in love with each other.

does he share his dentures with her?

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winex

@RattDog - you really know how to suck the life out of a conversation. :)

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SaltyNuts

Darn, I thought that I retired in decent financial condition, I'm 40 million short, need to get my old career back

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rattdog

well most females that go to methadone clinics do seem to be slightly dentally impaired. i thought george might share.

i could have continued with you guys by saying that george would still be way ahead if he gets her:

-trans am

-the latest coach bags

-louboutine and jimmy choo shoes

but what fun would that be?

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elmer

A question should be how long would George's money last? Not how much money does he have.

I presently play with two under the age of 25 and I'm scared to even do that math

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RandomMember

Just went through long calculation and found that George's kids don't get any inheritance.

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