A math problem

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jackslash
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If George is 68 and his girlfriend is 22, how much money does George have?

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twentyfive
4 years ago
None unless George is a billionaire then he has the first dollar he ever made
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Warrior15
4 years ago
Well. Are you talking about before or after he met his girlfriend. ?
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Lil Jayne Doe
4 years ago
Does he get to fuck her?
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winex
4 years ago
@Jayne, assuming the answer is yes, his bank account can be modeled using a Poisson distribution.
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gSteph
4 years ago
More than me.
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Jascoi
4 years ago
probably enough.
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whodey
4 years ago
A lot less than he did before he got the 22 year old girlfriend.
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Jascoi
4 years ago
at 70 I can afford a HOT 22yo a half hour at a time.
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Papi_Chulo
4 years ago
Obviously way more than the 22 y/o girlfriend's peers.
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Papi_Chulo
4 years ago
I'm thinking "George" may be a pseudonym for Jack
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shadowcat
4 years ago
Ask gawker.
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goldmongerATL
4 years ago
Once had an intelligent stripper give me her formula. She said it is only valid for a fully functioning dick with or without chemical assistance. Don't know that she

Age minus 5 times his dick length in inches has to equal his net worth.

50 year old with 6 inch dick has to have $20M
same guy with 9 inches only has to have $5M

60 year old with 6 inch dick needs $30M
same guy with 9 inches needs $15M
12 inch dick and she will support you!

70 year old with 6 inches needs $40M
with 9 inches still needs $25M
even with that foot long dick you still better have $10M.


looks like I would need about an 11 inch dick. Oh well.

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goldmongerATL
4 years ago
cut off. was adding that I don't know if she ever used the formula.
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Musterd21
4 years ago
I am sure she has spent part of it! lol
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Icey
4 years ago
In the end shes taking his money to fund her boyfriend 🤣🤣🤑🤑
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Jascoi
4 years ago
goldmonger. (dont tell the girls in tj...)
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skibum609
4 years ago
Just as log as she leaves.
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rattdog
4 years ago
here's something real unlikely:
they are both really poor. they met a methadone clinic and madly fell in love with each other.
does he share his dentures with her?
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winex
4 years ago
@RattDog - you really know how to suck the life out of a conversation. :)
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SaltyNuts
4 years ago
Darn, I thought that I retired in decent financial condition, I'm 40 million short, need to get my old career back
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rattdog
4 years ago
well most females that go to methadone clinics do seem to be slightly dentally impaired. i thought george might share.

i could have continued with you guys by saying that george would still be way ahead if he gets her:
-trans am
-the latest coach bags
-louboutine and jimmy choo shoes
but what fun would that be?
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elmer
4 years ago
A question should be how long would George's money last? Not how much money does he have.

I presently play with two under the age of 25 and I'm scared to even do that math
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RandomMember
4 years ago
Just went through long calculation and found that George's kids don't get any inheritance.
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