Once had an intelligent stripper give me her formula. She said it is only valid for a fully functioning dick with or without chemical assistance. Don't know that she
Age minus 5 times his dick length in inches has to equal his net worth.
50 year old with 6 inch dick has to have $20M
same guy with 9 inches only has to have $5M
60 year old with 6 inch dick needs $30M
same guy with 9 inches needs $15M
12 inch dick and she will support you!
70 year old with 6 inches needs $40M
with 9 inches still needs $25M
even with that foot long dick you still better have $10M.
looks like I would need about an 11 inch dick. Oh well.
here's something real unlikely:
they are both really poor. they met a methadone clinic and madly fell in love with each other.
does he share his dentures with her?
well most females that go to methadone clinics do seem to be slightly dentally impaired. i thought george might share.
i could have continued with you guys by saying that george would still be way ahead if he gets her:
-trans am
-the latest coach bags
-louboutine and jimmy choo shoes
but what fun would that be?
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Age minus 5 times his dick length in inches has to equal his net worth.
50 year old with 6 inch dick has to have $20M
same guy with 9 inches only has to have $5M
60 year old with 6 inch dick needs $30M
same guy with 9 inches needs $15M
12 inch dick and she will support you!
70 year old with 6 inches needs $40M
with 9 inches still needs $25M
even with that foot long dick you still better have $10M.
looks like I would need about an 11 inch dick. Oh well.
they are both really poor. they met a methadone clinic and madly fell in love with each other.
does he share his dentures with her?
i could have continued with you guys by saying that george would still be way ahead if he gets her:
-trans am
-the latest coach bags
-louboutine and jimmy choo shoes
but what fun would that be?
I presently play with two under the age of 25 and I'm scared to even do that math