Dumb ass things
Friday, August 10, 2007 8:00 AM
What's the dumbest thing you've ever seen in a club, either a policy or some action by a dancer or other worker? Here's my "dumb" award.
I once went to check out two clubs with the same address in Binghamton, NY. Turns out it's really two halves of the same place with two different names in a little strip mall. One's a nude club at one end of the mall, the other's a topless place at the other end of the mall - you have to go outside and pass a couple other place to get from one to the other. So I stick my head in the nude place, nothing's going on, no customers, no one on stage. So I go to the topless place, there are a few customers and dancers, so I sit down, have a beer, watch some stage dancing, and find a girl I like. We sit and talk for a bit, then I ask about private dances. Yes they have them, but you have to go to the other place. But she can go with me (apparently some of the girls will do this, some won't.) So we walk outside and down a couple doors to the nude place and go in. Still nothing is happening, no one on stage - she tells me the girls there aren't allowed to dance until they have a certain number of customers (5? I don't remember.) So I get a couple of private dances from her, then she leaves and heads back to the topless place. By now my curiousity has gotten the better of me so I sit and wait to see what's going to happen. I must have seen 10 or 12 potential customers stick their heads in the door, look around, then leave. If there had been a dancer on stage they would have had a bunch of customers by then. But nobody ever danced, although there were a couple of dancers sitting at the bar the whole time, and I remained the only customer. I finally left and never did see a nude dancer. Does this make any sense to anyone?
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