I pay $1000 an hour for stripper conversation.
Mostly I ask for stock tips - I totally make way more than $1000 from that, so it's a really good investment.
Once I asked a stripper if she thought the Riemann Hypothesis would ever be proven - she thought not, and it was a really interesting discussion. She also suggested applying Ramsey theory to understanding nuclear stability, ideas which have proven fruitful in my research. Worht every cent.
My brain practically explodes with wisdom after talking to strippers. My pants explode too sometimes, if she's really hot.
So basically yes, I pay for exploding pants, and an exploding brain.
It's SO worth it!
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Sometimes it is very fortunate to find a greedy stripper who is willing to listen to boring conversation for mere money. Of course, when I'm interesting I charge them for conversation.
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