Best strip club in Chicago area???????

bennyIllinois
BOTTOM LINE......where is the best strip club in the chicago area, be it club or small bar, where the girls provide extras during dance.
I'v heard Industrial Strip, you can fondle the girls boobs and ass, but they dont touch you in regards to giving you HJs, BJs, or kisses.
Is there anywhere in the chicago area that provides this? If there isn't, where is the closest place that does?
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last commentBenny,
Is your helmet on too tight? There are websites devoted to this kind of thing. TUSCL stays on the legal side of these matters.
What websites are those???
IM-A-DUMBASS.com
UR-BARKING-UP-THEWRONGTREE.com
CALL-AN-ESCORT.com
Those websites dont work idiot. Give me some websites that do.
Those websites didn't work?
Damn, there's no sex in the Champagne Room. Oswald acted alone. Bill Clinton loves Hillary a lot and frequently. Strippers want to sell extras in and out of the clubs, because they take their tops off and give a sensuous dance in a customer's lap or on stage.
Who wudda thunk it ?
Benny I cannot figure out if you are clueless or if you are really a clever guy who is just trying to pull our chains. A lot of us think about asking the same questions you have asked, but we know that we are not going to get meaningful answers so why the F**K bother?
As for those phony websites, I am guessing you knew they were phony but just played dumb to see what kind of reaction you would get. IMHO.